daznathe Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 i know ive posted this elsewhere, but in addition to my dads boss's daughters boyfriends mums snail polisher telling me about this, ive just also READ IT ON THE INTERNET.. ive heard that tta have a plan to spike the dressing room kettle tomorrow, therefore going out of the fa cup. this is so hughes wont play against morecombe (as were out) then they can sell him for £100k rather than £75k in january. then straight after the game, they are going to use the ten days to build houses on BP and do one to israel with the money. how has this been kept so quiet i hear you ask? well, and this business acumen can only be admired even in these circumstances, they gave oldham royal a guaranteed bond on the hughes money. in return for this alan hardy has first dibs on any newborn babies and full kitchen access. clearly the kitchen access is a red herring as we all know hardy eats em raw. luckily i caught wind of this and have put it on here so we can act.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 i know ive posted this elsewhere, but in addition to my dads boss's daughters boyfriends mums snail polisher telling me about this, ive just also READ IT ON THE INTERNET.. ive heard that tta have a plan to spike the dressing room kettle tomorrow, therefore going out of the fa cup. this is so hughes wont play against morecombe (as were out) then they can sell him for £100k rather than £75k in january. then straight after the game, they are going to use the ten days to build houses on BP and do one to israel with the money. how has this been kept so quiet i hear you ask? well, and this business acumen can only be admired even in these circumstances, they gave oldham royal a guaranteed bond on the hughes money. in return for this alan hardy has first dibs on any newborn babies and full kitchen access. clearly the kitchen access is a red herring as we all know hardy eats em raw. luckily i caught wind of this and have put it on here so we can act.. This'll cock the Mods MERGE-O-MATIC up. This was unmerged from the "Just Saw LW" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daznathe Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 they cant merge this, the future of the club depends on ACTION people should have realised something was wrong when steve penk was spotted at BP. ALSO whats darren byfields nickname? see, its all there if you look for it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 *Rummy stares at the topic list in a cold sweat* Must.............find............other..............posts Cannot merge...........cannot merge................. * mumble - mumble Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outoftheblue Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 i know ive posted this elsewhere, but in addition to my dads boss's daughters boyfriends mums snail polisher telling me about this, ive just also READ IT ON THE INTERNET.. ive heard that tta have a plan to spike the dressing room kettle tomorrow, therefore going out of the fa cup. this is so hughes wont play against morecombe (as were out) then they can sell him for £100k rather than £75k in january. then straight after the game, they are going to use the ten days to build houses on BP and do one to israel with the money. how has this been kept so quiet i hear you ask? well, and this business acumen can only be admired even in these circumstances, they gave oldham royal a guaranteed bond on the hughes money. in return for this alan hardy has first dibs on any newborn babies and full kitchen access. clearly the kitchen access is a red herring as we all know hardy eats em raw. luckily i caught wind of this and have put it on here so we can act.. What a load of cock! I've never read anything as stupid in my life... .... a KETTLE in the dressing room??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 What a load of cock! I've never read anything as stupid in my life... .... a KETTLE in the dressing room??? It's not as crazy as it sounds, after all, we used to have a tinpot in there. OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor_Coconut Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 You know, these hourly 'comedy' threads are getting funnier and funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 You know, these hourly 'comedy' threads are getting funnier and funnier. Yeah, but they're starting from a low base!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daznathe Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) You know, these hourly 'comedy' threads are getting funnier and funnier. well i find it funny that you posted that, one 'hour' after me reason for edit: punctuation Edited November 17, 2008 by daznathe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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