ryski277 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I heard a few guys singing what sounded like the Torres song on saturday obviously with different words. Anyone know what they were? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHCROFT_LATIC Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Not very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Inspiral_Carpet, Bigfinlatic and me. ....... DEANO WINDASS OLDHAMS NUMBER FIVE We also heard some people singing another version, but with Tayor... (Somehow Chrissy Taylor Oldhams Number eighteen doesnt fit!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daznathe Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 hes half a boy and half a girl torres torres he looks just like a transvestite torres torres he wears a frock he loves the cock he sells his arse on albert dock fernando torres liverpools lady boy ta nar na nar na... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oafc88 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Inspiral_Carpet, Bigfinlatic and me. ....... DEANO WINDASS OLDHAMS NUMBER FIVE We also heard some people singing another version, but with Tayor... (Somehow Chrissy Taylor Oldhams Number eighteen doesnt fit!) Didnt hear the Deano one but if i did id join in as ive got the words memorised lol ever since it was said it was gonna be sung at scunthorpe!! I think the taylor one is something like this: Chrissy taylor down the wing, taylor, taylor or running down the wing again talyor, taylor is the first line (not sure which) As above for the second line, then He'll take you left, he'll take you right He'll make you look F****N :censored:e Chrissy taylor runnin down the wing Something like that Edited February 10, 2009 by Oafc88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Inspiral_Carpet, Bigfinlatic and me. ....... DEANO WINDASS OLDHAMS NUMBER FIVE We also heard some people singing another version, but with Tayor... (Somehow Chrissy Taylor Oldhams Number eighteen doesnt fit!) I still hadnt got it by the end of the game... and was still singing number 9... oh well... might work better when I'm not as hammered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shefflatic Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 chrissy taylor down the wing na na na na chrissy taylor runnin down the wing na na na na he'll take you left he'll take you right he'll make you look f****ng :censored:e chrissy taylor runnin down the wing. Also another good one about tevez sung at leicester: his neck scars said its not his head tevez, tevez he'll never shag a sexy bird tevez , tevez ugly ba$tard argie c*nt his heads been sewn on back to front carlos tevez herman munsters head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Also another good one about tevez sung at leicester: his neck scars said its not his head tevez, tevez he'll never shag a sexy bird tevez , tevez ugly ba$tard argie c*nt his heads been sewn on back to front carlos tevez herman munsters head Didn't get this.......... why would we care!! Unless we're all city fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daznathe Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 city will stop singing that when he signs for them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edhunteruk Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Grrr this really is to much of a red song to sing at our games. Didn't get this.......... why would we care!! Unless we're all :censored:y fans why not adapt the ricky holden song for taylor....if people remember that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 why not adapt the ricky holden song for taylor....if people remember that Agreed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lags Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Didn't get this.......... why would we care!! Unless we're all city fans Cos he's a red t*** obviously...... I had you down as bright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 .. oh well... might work better when I'm not as hammered I am led to believe getting on the right train is much easier when your not hammered as well. How was you night out in London ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsLegend Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 To be fair the Taylor one was sung weeks ago before the Windass one. What's the rest of the Deano one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohh Johnny Eyre Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Didn't get this.......... why would we care!! Unless we're all city fans It's a Liverpool song. Tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danoafc Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 his neck scars said its not his head tevez, tevez he'll never shag a sexy bird tevez , tevez ugly ba$tard argie c*nt his heads been sewn on back to front carlos tevez herman munsters head I know it's mean and not very nice, but it is hilarious! I like the tune as well. Lends itself very well to football chant, and lends itself to Rueben Hazell in particular. surely one of you funny youngsters can come up with a tune for Rubes in time for Saturday to celebrate his new contract? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohh Johnny Eyre Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I know it's mean and not very nice, but it is hilarious! I like the tune as well. Lends itself very well to football chant, and lends itself to Rueben Hazell in particular. surely one of you funny youngsters can come up with a tune for Rubes in time for Saturday to celebrate his new contract? I'm not lyrically blessed, but all I can think of is Na Na Na Na etc.................Reuben Hazell, Oldham's Centre Half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMAX Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 What Tune is it? Dont say Na,na,na,na, that could be anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky_Latic Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Chrissy Taylor on the wing, na na - na na Chrissy Taylor on the wing na na - na na He'll jink you left He'll jink you right He'll make you look f*ckin sh*te Chrissy Taylor running down the wing (followed by all those - nananananananana na na's) and repeat. -------- That's what the group of lads - Laticslee and that in the middle block were singin at Leicester, as they'd heard someone singin it on the way down to Leicester. Hmm. Edited February 10, 2009 by Rocky_Latic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 What Tune is it? Dont say Na,na,na,na, that could be anything? Its a song called ' when johnny comes marching home' which is an american military march and is used quite a bit in movies- most notably (for me) in Die hard 3. Plus its the tune to the animals come in two by two and an old rugby song called 'German Officers.' I've included a link but it features in rummy's thread (in the taproom) about war songs, which is where I found out about it- as i didn't know what it was called. To be honest the scousers are all over this and if we use it no doubt someone will be on here saying something about nicking it from them- but with the right words (which I think I've seen somewhere) about Deano it could be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 It's a Liverpool song. Tit. Actually it isnt. It's a city song, they sang it about Tevez before Liverpool sang about Torres. To be fair the Taylor one was sung weeks ago before the Windass one. What's the rest of the Deano one? Not made it up yet but we figured we needed one for Deano to differentiate between the two!! He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez The argy t***, the ugly C***, they sewn his head on back to front Carlos Tevez, herman munster head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLH1993 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Not made it up yet but we figured we needed one for Deano to differentiate between the two!! i thought there was one already - something like: his contract says he's paid in pies, deano deano his legs are bigger than your thighs, deano deano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohh Johnny Eyre Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 i thought there was one already - something like: his contract says he's paid in pies, deano deano his legs are bigger than your thighs, deano deano Do you honestly think Latics fans have the intelligence to remember, and sing, that song? We all know that on Saturday, his chant will be "Deano, Deano, Deano." Fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLH1993 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Do you honestly think Latics fans have the intelligence to remember, and sing, that song? We all know that on Saturday, his chant will be "Deano, Deano, Deano." Fantastic. Recently you have seemed......err.....troubled. I know I have the intelligence, however I can't speak for everyone. lighten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danoafc Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 i thought there was one already - something like: his contract says he's paid in pies, deano deano his legs are bigger than your thighs, deano deano I like this, it's a great start, we just need the middle bit now. what about he used to play up front for t'Tics but now he plays between the sticks Deano Windass, Oldhams number 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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