martjs Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Happy Birthday mate - you old git (same age as me now, lol) Hope you have a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Cheers Buddy ...... I cant remember my age ... must be my age !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Cheers Buddy ...... I cant remember my age ... must be my age !!!! According to your username, you are 100. Congratulations a fine achievement. Did you get a telegram from the Queen, and as she changed her dress yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 According to your username, you are 100. Congratulations a fine achievement. Did you get a telegram from the Queen, and as she changed her dress yet? Ah sadly the 100 is a special code .. had it been part of my birthday I would be andy_b_101 now .... As for the queens dress she isnt allowed to change it .. breaks protocol if some one sees her naked or hears the royal trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yeah, happy birthday pal. Dont suppose you got a new tennis raquet for your birthday did you? Its that time of year for playing soon and it would be wise to invest in one that might help you beat me Get your white plimsoles ready in the next couple of weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyb Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 from one andyb to another happy birthday pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dish Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 losers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 losers Oooh. Are the painters in or summat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Happy birthday, squire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Happy birthday, chief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Yeah, happy birthday pal. Dont suppose you got a new tennis raquet for your birthday did you? Its that time of year for playing soon and it would be wise to invest in one that might help you beat me Get your white plimsoles ready in the next couple of weeks. There is no roof on AP courts mate ... Only a poor workman blames his tools... And Im a poor poor workman when it comes to tennis Bring it on though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'd like a game..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Not a problem Footy68, your welcome to come along for a game, we could even sort out a game of doubles. You can have Macca on your side I went for a practice game last week, there was three guys on the next court, one of them said to me "Do you fancy doubling up?" I said that would be a splendid idea. So he came over and booted me in the bollox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Not a problem Footy68, your welcome to come along for a game, we could even sort out a game of doubles. You can have Macca on your side I went for a practice game last week, there was three guys on the next court, one of them said to me "Do you fancy doubling up?" I said that would be a splendid idea. So he came over and booted me in the bollox. Dear Me Owl... thays poor ... Footy 68 your welcome anytime .. We loves tennis. . Going to ne some cracking matches if mother nature stops fecking about and gives us 2 hours of sun in the evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Your right, that was a bad one. But me and bad jokes just go together like a baywatch DVD and a box of mansize tissues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Your right, that was a bad one. But me and bad jokes just go together like a baywatch DVD and a box of mansize tissues Boom boom tish(ue) Ah if ya cant beat them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Your right, that was a bad one. But me and bad jokes just go together like a baywatch DVD and a box of mansize tissues You are worrying me now Chaddy. The Bird has turned. Firstly going on about doubling up with 3 guys on a tennis court, then watching David Hasselloff in his briefs with some man size tissues.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Dont knock the hoff...although my tissues were for Pamela and Erika Elaniak. I was once told to go and watch a film called Platoon and told to take a box of tissues with me. I sat there for hours and there was NOTHING worth dragging myself round to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc0000 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Happy B day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 There is no roof on AP courts mate ... Only a poor workman blames his tools... And Im a poor poor workman when it comes to tennis Bring it on though Happy birthday fella! Not a problem Footy68, your welcome to come along for a game, we could even sort out a game of doubles. You can have Macca on your side I went for a practice game last week, there was three guys on the next court, one of them said to me "Do you fancy doubling up?" I said that would be a splendid idea. So he came over and booted me in the bollox. I'll have you know I've spent the winter fine tuning my tennis skills and I'm ready to unleash them on you all once the heavens stop pouring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Happy birthday fella! I'll have you know I've spent the winter fine tuning my tennis skills and I'm ready to unleash them on you all once the heavens stop pouring! We should run and hide Mr Owl ... Cheers Macca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I am papping in my trolleys as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc-lover Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Bit late mate but happy birthday!!...would get ya a present but after the last one i gave you at the car boot i can tell you dont appreciate my efforts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martjs Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) Bit late mate but happy birthday!!...would get ya a present but after the last one i gave you at the car boot i can tell you dont appreciate my efforts I daren't ask what that was Uncle Mike! Thanks to mods for not moving this yesterday. Edited May 21, 2009 by martjs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Bit late mate but happy birthday!!...would get ya a present but after the last one i gave you at the car boot i can tell you dont appreciate my efforts I still have it ... the kids wont let me ......... dispose of it however it appears since I aquired it I have a frog in my throat !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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