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Paul Scholes car was stolen from his Home in Oldham yesterday. Liverpool played there on Sunday. Coincidence?

Did Scholes get his car nicked yesterday as I think I've seen it mentioned as being on Sunday? As he was defrosting it would make sense too.

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Brendan Rodgers promised to bring some silverwear back to Liverpool.

So he nicked the spoons from the Oldham canteen.

These Scouse jokes are getting Old...

 

 

... Ham.

 

There's a few Downfall videos on you tube too do a search for Hitler + Oldham

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My sister emailed me some stuff off the Everton messageboards after the game. The one that sticks in my head is "Gerrard being marked by David Mellor. Ironic seeing as he's looking to go down like a cheap whore." Mainly because I was stood next to David Mellor in the White Hart when I read it. Very surreal moment.

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