Are you a true football fan?

[Witty]

As BTB was mentioned on the other 'terraces' forum I thought I fork this out.

This was in the last BTB fanzine by Jez Stevens.

 

If you are a real fan you should get more than 40 yes answers. Over 60 you're a star. 80 and over you're a god and should have a stand named after you at the new Stadium. So have you ever:-

 

1. Paid a tout over double the normal ticket price for a match ticket.

2. Had a piss on a football terrace (The Chocolate Boxes = double points).

3. Stopped off at the pub then decided to stay there and get slaughtered instead of going to the game.

4. Been on the pitch after an important game.

5. Shed a tear after a particularly sorry or harrowing defeat.

6. Told the irritating bastard behind you to shut the f**k up.

7. Spotted yourself on the terraces during Match of the Day.

8. Spent an entire day avoiding TV & radio to preserve the tension when you watch the match on telly that night.

9. Lied to your partner in order to go to a match.

10. Taken a youngster to their first game.

11. Finished your clubs section in a Panini sticker album.

12. Bought an away shirt which even you admitted was :censored:

13. Had a row with your spouse because you went to the match instead of doing what they wanted to do.

14. Touched the ball when it went into the crowd.

15. Verbally abused a player and caught his attention - double points for one of your rivals

16. Written your teams nickname on a toilet wall/bus shelter/away football ground

17. Written a letter of complaint to your or another club.

18. Followed your team on a trip abroad (double points if you wore a team shirt in a Hamburg brothel)

19. Ran up a phone bill full of ClubCall charges.

20. Had a drink with a player or ex-player from your team

21. Owned a season ticket for more than 5 years.

22. Gone in the away end to watch your team at home.

23. Bought the end of season video - from your worst ever season.

24. Phoned a friend back home to find out the Footie results while on holiday.

25. Bought a comb-holder from the club shop.

26. Gone to see the reserves play.

27. Been to every home game in a season.

28. Sponsored an item of a player's clothing.

29. Repainted or replaced something at home because it's in your rivals colours.

30. Invested in your clubs Crest tattoo.

31. Hugged a complete stranger after your team have scored.

32. Skived off work/school to travel to a midweek away fixture.

33. Queued up for more than 3 hours to buy a ticket.

34. Not bought an item 'cos it was made by your rivals sponsors.

35. Bought a product because its made by your clubs sponsors.

36. Been to the FA Cup Final.

37. Eaten a dodgy pie on an away trip.

38. Watched the footie results come in on the TV in a shop window.

39. Gone to cheer on the opposition at your rivals ground.

40. Bought players from your team when you managed a Fantasy League team

41. Refused to go to a friend's wedding because it was on a matchday.

42. Had a football dream about playing for your club.

43. Met your footballing hero.

44. Seen your hero play.

45. Bribed a turnstile operator to let you into an all-ticket game.

46. Been in the Executive or Director's box.

47. Climbed something to watch a match from outside the ground.

48. Cheer when your rivals lose

49. Put a poster of the team on your wall at home or work.

50. Never left a match before hearing the final whistle.

51. Written something for a fanzine.

52. Followed a match's progress for the entire 90 minutes on Teletext.

53. Shamelessly convinced a young and impressionable relative that they should support your club.

54. Driven to another part of the country to listen to a match on local radio.

55. Watched an entire episode of "Nationwide League Extra" at 2am simply because it's football

56. Watched your team on the telly or listened on the radio while shagging.

57. Read factual football books

58. Seen the Film "Escape to Victory"

59. Been ejected from a ground

60. Stayed up all night drinking after a famous victory - a draw would also suffice.

61. Taken a piece of terracing or turf as a souvenir.

62. Scored a goal for your team in "Subbuteo".

63. Started the singing in the crowd during a game.

64. Smashed something in anger after a heinous defeat.

65. Copied a player's haircut - lose a point if it was Barry Venison, Waddle or Keegan.

66. Visited your old ground during the close season.

67. Watched every televised match involving players from your team during a World Cup

68. Seen a World Cup match/qualifier, involving a player from your team in person.

69. Had sex at your teams ground

70. Fallen out with a best friend or close relative over club rivalry.

71. Bought a Sky dish purely for the football then complained that your team are never on.

72. Put one of those :censored:e club windscreen stickers in your car.

73. Stood in an unprotected part of the ground in the pissing rain for 90 minutes.

74. Asked your partner to wear a footie shirt during sex.

75. Successfully explained the offside rule to someone who doesn't have a clue.

76. Travelled to a match on a football special.

77. Been to at least half the League grounds in the country.

78. Successfully named the club's entire squad from memory.

79. Relayed a top comedy anecdote about Lawrie McMenemy.

80. Been to an away match in the Zenith Data Systems Cup.

81. Been slated on your clubs email list.

82. Been presented with a birthday cake in your team colours.

83. Phoned a football radio call-in show to complain about people slagging your team

84. Smashed a window with a football.

85. Watched the 1966 world cup final

86. Went home early from a good night in the pub to watch your team on Match of the Day.

87. Applied for a job at your club

88. Parked illegally outside the ground to make sure you got in in time for kick-off.

89. Dressed a pet or a baby in the club's colours for a photo.

90. Posed as a Player in order to have sex with a bird.

91. Bought one of your teams "singles".

92. Sounded an air horn at a match.

93. Hurled abuse at a club mascot.

94. Had a kickaround at the service station on an away trip.

95. Waited outside the player's entrance to get autographs.

96. Scored a goal that would have looked good on video.

97. Own every copy of a club fanzine.

98. Got injured celebrating a goal.

99. Paid good money for a classic match programme.

100. Punched a rival Fan.

I only managed 47 but for 25 year old that is not bad. If anyone gets the 100 you have won my respect for anyone under 20 you need to try bloody harder. Keep The Faith.

Jez Stevens

[Monty Burns]

As BTB was mentioned on the other 'terraces' forum I thought I fork this out.

This was in the last BTB fanzine by Jez Stevens.

 

If you are a real fan you should get more than 40 yes answers. Over 60 you're a star. 80 and over you're a god and should have a stand named after you at the new Stadium. So have you ever:-

 

1. Paid a tout over double the normal ticket price for a match ticket.

2. Had a piss on a football terrace (The Chocolate Boxes = double points).

3. Stopped off at the pub then decided to stay there and get slaughtered instead of going to the game.

4. Been on the pitch after an important game.

5. Shed a tear after a particularly sorry or harrowing defeat.

6. Told the irritating bastard behind you to shut the f**k up.

7. Spotted yourself on the terraces during Match of the Day.

8. Spent an entire day avoiding TV & radio to preserve the tension when you watch the match on telly that night.

9. Lied to your partner in order to go to a match.

10. Taken a youngster to their first game.

11. Finished your clubs section in a Panini sticker album.

12. Bought an away shirt which even you admitted was :censored:

13. Had a row with your spouse because you went to the match instead of doing what they wanted to do.

14. Touched the ball when it went into the crowd.

15. Verbally abused a player and caught his attention - double points for one of your rivals

16. Written your teams nickname on a toilet wall/bus shelter/away football ground

17. Written a letter of complaint to your or another club.

20. Had a drink with a player or ex-player from your team

21. Owned a season ticket for more than 5 years.

22. Gone in the away end to watch your team at home.

23. Bought the end of season video - from your worst ever season.

24. Phoned a friend back home to find out the Footie results while on holiday.

26. Gone to see the reserves play.

27. Been to every home game in a season.

29. Repainted or replaced something at home because it's in your rivals colours.

31. Hugged a complete stranger after your team have scored.

32. Skived off work/school to travel to a midweek away fixture.

33. Queued up for more than 3 hours to buy a ticket.

34. Not bought an item 'cos it was made by your rivals sponsors.

35. Bought a product because its made by your clubs sponsors.

37. Eaten a dodgy pie on an away trip.

38. Watched the footie results come in on the TV in a shop window.

39. Gone to cheer on the opposition at your rivals ground.

40. Bought players from your team when you managed a Fantasy League team

41. Refused to go to a friend's wedding because it was on a matchday.

42. Had a football dream about playing for your club.

43. Met your footballing hero.

44. Seen your hero play.

45. Bribed a turnstile operator to let you into an all-ticket game.

46. Been in the Executive or Director's box.

47. Climbed something to watch a match from outside the ground.

48. Cheer when your rivals lose

49. Put a poster of the team on your wall at home or work.

51. Written something for a fanzine.

52. Followed a match's progress for the entire 90 minutes on Teletext.

53. Shamelessly convinced a young and impressionable relative that they should support your club.

55. Watched an entire episode of "Nationwide League Extra" at 2am simply because it's football

56. Watched your team on the telly or listened on the radio while shagging.

57. Read factual football books

58. Seen the Film "Escape to Victory"

59. Been ejected from a ground

60. Stayed up all night drinking after a famous victory - a draw would also suffice.

61. Taken a piece of terracing or turf as a souvenir.

62. Scored a goal for your team in "Subbuteo".

63. Started the singing in the crowd during a game.

64. Smashed something in anger after a heinous defeat.

65. Copied a player's haircut - lose a point if it was Barry Venison, Waddle or Keegan.

66. Visited your old ground during the close season.

67. Watched every televised match involving players from your team during a World Cup

68. Seen a World Cup match/qualifier, involving a player from your team in person.

69. Had sex at your teams ground

70. Fallen out with a best friend or close relative over club rivalry.

71. Bought a Sky dish purely for the football then complained that your team are never on.

72. Put one of those :censored:e club windscreen stickers in your car.

73. Stood in an unprotected part of the ground in the pissing rain for 90 minutes.

74. Asked your partner to wear a footie shirt during sex.

75. Successfully explained the offside rule to someone who doesn't have a clue.

 

77. Been to at least half the League grounds in the country.

78. Successfully named the club's entire squad from memory.

80. Been to an away match in the Zenith Data Systems Cup.

81. Been slated on your clubs email list.

82. Been presented with a birthday cake in your team colours.

83. Phoned a football radio call-in show to complain about people slagging your team

84. Smashed a window with a football.

85. Watched the 1966 world cup final

86. Went home early from a good night in the pub to watch your team on Match of the Day.

87. Applied for a job at your club

88. Parked illegally outside the ground to make sure you got in in time for kick-off.

89. Dressed a pet or a baby in the club's colours for a photo.

90. Posed as a Player in order to have sex with a bird.

91. Bought one of your teams "singles".

 

94. Had a kickaround at the service station on an away trip.

95. Waited outside the player's entrance to get autographs.

96. Scored a goal that would have looked good on video.

 

98. Got injured celebrating a goal.

99. Paid good money for a classic match programme.

100. Punched a rival Fan.

I only managed 47 but for 25 year old that is not bad. If anyone gets the 100 you have won my respect for anyone under 20 you need to try bloody harder. Keep The Faith.

 

Jez Stevens

 

Think I deleted about seven. Must have made that quiz based on me.

[Forte_Baby]

As BTB was mentioned on the other 'terraces' forum I thought I fork this out.

This was in the last BTB fanzine by Jez Stevens.

 

If you are a real fan you should get more than 40 yes answers. Over 60 you're a star. 80 and over you're a god and should have a stand named after you at the new Stadium. So have you ever:-

 

1. Paid a tout over double the normal ticket price for a match ticket. No

2. Had a piss on a football terrace (The Chocolate Boxes = double points). Yes

3. Stopped off at the pub then decided to stay there and get slaughtered instead of going to the game. NO (but thought about it)

4. Been on the pitch after an important game. yes

5. Shed a tear after a particularly sorry or harrowing defeat. yes

6. Told the irritating bastard behind you to shut the f**k up. yes

7. Spotted yourself on the terraces during Match of the Day. yes

8. Spent an entire day avoiding TV & radio to preserve the tension when you watch the match on telly that night. yes

9. Lied to your partner in order to go to a match. Do parents count? if so then yes

10. Taken a youngster to their first game. yes

11. Finished your clubs section in a Panini sticker album. yes but it was Merlin

12. Bought an away shirt which even you admitted was :censored: Yes

13. Had a row with your spouse because you went to the match instead of doing what they wanted to do. Yes if you count Parents

14. Touched the ball when it went into the crowd. Yes

15. Verbally abused a player and caught his attention - double points for one of your rivals Yes

16. Written your teams nickname on a toilet wall/bus shelter/away football ground Yes

17. Written a letter of complaint to your or another club. No

18. Followed your team on a trip abroad (double points if you wore a team shirt in a Hamburg brothel) Yes Isle of Man

19. Ran up a phone bill full of ClubCall charges. yes

20. Had a drink with a player or ex-player from your team Yes

21. Owned a season ticket for more than 5 years. Yes

22. Gone in the away end to watch your team at home. Yes friendly against Leeds one year

23. Bought the end of season video - from your worst ever season. nope

24. Phoned a friend back home to find out the Footie results while on holiday. yes

25. Bought a comb-holder from the club shop. no

26. Gone to see the reserves play. Yes

27. Been to every home game in a season. no

28. Sponsored an item of a player's clothing. no

29. Repainted or replaced something at home because it's in your rivals colours. no

30. Invested in your clubs Crest tattoo. no

31. Hugged a complete stranger after your team have scored. Yes

32. Skieved off work mid week to travel to an away fixture Yes

33. Queued up for more than 3 hours to buy a ticket. Yes

34. Not bought an item 'cos it was made by your rivals sponsors. nope

35. Bought a product because its made by your clubs sponsors. yes

36. Been to the FA Cup Final. no

37. Eaten a dodgy pie on an away trip. yes

38. Watched the footie results come in on the TV in a shop window. yes

39. Gone to cheer on the opposition at your rivals ground. yes

40. Bought players from your team when you managed a Fantasy League team no

41. Refused to go to a friend's wedding because it was on a matchday. no

42. Had a football dream about playing for your club. yes

43. Met your footballing hero. yes

44. Seen your hero play. yes

45. Bribed a turnstile operator to let you into an all-ticket game. no

46. Been in the Executive or Director's box. no (but won a raffle so it be done this year)

47. Climbed something to watch a match from outside the ground. yes

48. Cheer when your rivals lose yes

49. Put a poster of the team on your wall at home or work. yes

50. Never left a match before hearing the final whistle. yes

51. Written something for a fanzine. yes

52. Followed a match's progress for the entire 90 minutes on Teletext. yes

53. Shamelessly convinced a young and impressionable relative that they should support your club. yes

54. Driven to another part of the country to listen to a match on local radio. nope

55. Watched an entire episode of "Nationwide League Extra" at 2am simply because it's football yes

56. Watched your team on the telly or listened on the radio while shagging. nope

57. Read factual football books yes

58. Seen the Film "Escape to Victory" yes

59. Been ejected from a ground nope

60. Stayed up all night drinking after a famous victory - a draw would also suffice. yes

61. Taken a piece of terracing or turf as a souvenir. yes

62. Scored a goal for your team in "Subbuteo". yes

63. Started the singing in the crowd during a game. yes

64. Smashed something in anger after a heinous defeat. yes

65. Copied a player's haircut - lose a point if it was Barry Venison, Waddle or Keegan. nope

66. Visited your old ground during the close season.

67. Watched every televised match involving players from your team during a World Cup

68. Seen a World Cup match/qualifier, involving a player from your team in person. nope friendly yeah

69. Had sex at your teams ground nope

70. Fallen out with a best friend or close relative over club rivalry. yes

71. Bought a Sky dish purely for the football then complained that your team are never on. nope

72. Put one of those :censored:e club windscreen stickers in your car. nope

73. Stood in an unprotected part of the ground in the pissing rain for 90 minutes. yes

74. Asked your partner to wear a footie shirt during sex. nope

75. Successfully explained the offside rule to someone who doesn't have a clue. yes

76. Travelled to a match on a football special. yes

77. Been to at least half the League grounds in the country. yes

78. Successfully named the club's entire squad from memory. yes

79. Relayed a top comedy anecdote about Lawrie McMenemy. nope

80. Been to an away match in the Zenith Data Systems Cup. Yes if you count the JPT, LDV

81. Been slated on your clubs email list. no

82. Been presented with a birthday cake in your team colours. yes

83. Phoned a football radio call-in show to complain about people slagging your team no

84. Smashed a window with a football. no

85. Watched the 1966 world cup final yes

86. Went home early from a good night in the pub to watch your team on Match of the Day. yes

87. Applied for a job at your club. yES

88. Parked illegally outside the ground to make sure you got in in time for kick-off. NO

89. Dressed a pet or a baby in the club's colours for a photo. No

90. Posed as a Player in order to have sex with a bird. no

91. Bought one of your teams "singles". no

92. Sounded an air horn at a match. yes

93. Hurled abuse at a club mascot. yes

94. Had a kickaround at the service station on an away trip. yes

95. Waited outside the player's entrance to get autographs. yes

96. Scored a goal that would have looked good on video. yes

97. Own every copy of a club fanzine. no

98. Got injured celebrating a goal. yes

99. Paid good money for a classic match programme. yes

100. Punched a rival Fan. no

I only managed 47 but for 25 year old that is not bad. If anyone gets the 100 you have won my respect for anyone under 20 you need to try bloody harder. Keep The Faith.

Jez Stevens

 

Done a fair few remember seeing this quiz on facebook a few years ago and put it on another forum the amount of arm chair supporters you :censored: themselves and stick i got was unbeliveable

Edited May 2, 2013 by oafctom

[Forte_Baby]

In the modern era of football you could proberly add a few more to the list.

[oafcprozac]

1. Paid a tout over double the normal ticket price for a match ticket. No

2. Had a piss on a football terrace (The Chocolate Boxes = double points). Purposely saved a :censored: up so I could do it at Old Trafford

3. Stopped off at the pub then decided to stay there and get slaughtered instead of going to the game. Yes, under Penney W1-0 (H) Gillingham

4. Been on the pitch after an important game. Yep

5. Shed a tear after a particularly sorry or harrowing defeat. After two draws, both in 1994 at Wembley & Carrow Road, came close a few times in the Summer of 2003

6. Told the irritating bastard behind you to shut the f**k up. Many times

7. Spotted yourself on the terraces during Match of the Day. FAC Run 1990, many times since on FL Show etc..

8. Spent an entire day avoiding TV & radio to preserve the tension when you watch the match on telly that night. Not a chance in modern times

9. Lied to your partner in order to go to a match. No, but lied to my employer(s) on many occasions

10. Taken a youngster to their first game. Yes, friends brother, nephew, and my own kids

11. Finished your clubs section in a Panini sticker album. Yes, sadly we only ever got a team, group and a small foil badge - usually Plymouth were the other half or Pompey

12. Bought an away shirt which even you admitted was :censored: Most of them

13. Had a row with your spouse because you went to the match instead of doing what they wanted to do. That's why I have a long list of exes (the football unloving bitches)

14. Touched the ball when it went into the crowd. Many a time, last occasion Bury Away

15. Verbally abused a player and caught his attention - double points for one of your rivals Yep, best one was Alan Devonshire 'yer scruffy past it :censored:! When he was playing for Watford in 1990 - he looked devastated, retired a short time after!

16. Written your teams nickname on a toilet wall/bus shelter/away football ground Old Trafford, Anfield, Wembley, Maine Road….

17. Written a letter of complaint to your or another club. - to Alan Hardy over City taking over the Chaddy in 1998, Jarvis over Barlow's :censored: coaches

18. Followed your team on a trip abroad (double points if you wore a team shirt in a Hamburg brothel) - Does IOM count? They barely have pubs never mind brothels!

19. Ran up a phone bill full of ClubCall charges. huge, especially at work!

20. Had a drink with a player or ex-player from your team - Too many to mention

21. Owned a season ticket for more than 5 years. ST for 18 out of 27 seasons

22. Gone in the away end to watch your team at home. No, but many times away - Villa, City, Sheff Utd, Anfield

23. Bought the end of season video - from your worst ever season. - Yep, still need to get hold of 96/97 though...

24. Phoned a friend back home to find out the Footie results while on holiday. - Ex-Brother in Law 1999 from Zante, to find out final score away to reading, devastated that John Polston had equalised in injury time!

25. Bought a comb-holder from the club shop. - Key Holder/Wallet type thing

26. Gone to see the reserves play. - Nearly as many times as the 1st team

27. Been to every home game in a season. - 1993-1995, 1998-2006, 2010-11, 2012 -

28. Sponsored an item of a player's clothing. No

29. Repainted or replaced something at home because it's in your rivals colours. Yes, of course, better dead than Red

30. Invested in your clubs Crest tattoo. No, not yet

31. Hugged a complete stranger after your team have scored. - Yes, many times, most random was at Middlesbrough November 1994

32. Skived off work/school to travel to a midweek away fixture. - Too many times

33. Queued up for more than 3 hours to buy a ticket. - Yes, Wembley 1994, Play Offs 2006 camped out most of the night etc….

34. Not bought an item 'cos it was made by your rivals sponsors. - Never bought anything by Sharp or Brother

35. Bought a product because its made by your clubs sponsors. - Slumberland Bed, JD Sports

36. Been to the FA Cup Final. - Yes, Millwall v Scum 2004

37. Eaten a dodgy pie on an away trip. - Oh yes, Hartlepool 2006 bleeeerrrrrgggghhh

38. Watched the footie results come in on the TV in a shop window.

39. Gone to cheer on the opposition at your rivals ground - many times

40. Bought players from your team when you managed a Fantasy League team - No

41. Refused to go to a friend's wedding because it was on a matchday. - Yep

42. Had a football dream about playing for your club. - Yep

43. Met your footballing hero - Yes one of them, he was a prick. Ian Rush

44. Seen your hero play - Sadly never saw Lineker or Gazza live

45. Bribed a turnstile operator to let you into an all-ticket game. NO

46. Been in the Executive or Director's box. - many times

47. Climbed something to watch a match from outside the ground. No

48. Cheer when your rivals lose - A given

49. Put a poster of the team on your wall at home or work - Yep

50. Never left a match before hearing the final whistle. - Nope, this is Oldham Athletic

51. Written something for a fanzine. - Wrote plenty of :censored: on here

52. Followed a match's progress for the entire 90 minutes on Teletext - Many times, what was I thinking?

53. Shamelessly convinced a young and impressionable relative that they should support your club. - My mission in life

54. Driven to another part of the country to listen to a match on local radio. - No

55. Watched an entire episode of "Nationwide League Extra" at 2am simply because it's football - yep

56. Watched your team on the telly or listened on the radio while shagging. - Of course

57. Read factual football books - Yep

58. Seen the Film "Escape to Victory" - "Hatch, Half-Time, Half-Time…."

59. Been ejected from a ground - No thankfully

60. Stayed up all night drinking after a famous victory - a draw would also suffice. - City 1999, Lewis v Holyfied I

61. Taken a piece of terracing or turf as a souvenir. - No

62. Scored a goal for your team in "Subbuteo". - Every game I ever played

63. Started the singing in the crowd during a game. - yep, having a big gob helps

64. Smashed something in anger after a heinous defeat. - yes, bit calmer these days

65. Copied a player's haircut - lose a point if it was Barry Venison, Waddle or Keegan. - Had a Gazza, and a Jamie Redknapp

66. Visited your old ground during the close season. - N/A

67. Watched every televised match involving players from your team during a World Cup - 1994 Gunnar Halle

68. Seen a World Cup match/qualifier, involving a player from your team in person. Seen JJ play for Jamaica

69. Had sex at your teams ground no

70. Fallen out with a best friend or close relative over club rivalry. Abandoned my Scouse supporting (Scouselatic) mate when Andy Barlow scored THAT own goal in 1993 didn't speak to him for a month

71. Bought a Sky dish purely for the football then complained that your team are never on. - Of course

72. Put one of those :censored:e club windscreen stickers in your car. Yep

73. Stood in an unprotected part of the ground in the pissing rain for 90 minutes. - Seriously at Boundary Park?

74. Asked your partner to wear a footie shirt during sex. - Yes, many times, although blindfolded on one occasion then realised she had my brand new shirt on I hadn't worn. Told her to get it off, get it off now!

75. Successfully explained the offside rule to someone who doesn't have a clue. - Yes

76. Travelled to a match on a football special. yes

77. Been to at least half the League grounds in the country. Yep

78. Successfully named the club's entire squad from memory. erm? Helloooooooo

79. Relayed a top comedy anecdote about Lawrie McMenemy. Nope

80. Been to an away match in the Zenith Data Systems Cup. LDV/JPT must count?

81. Been slated on your clubs email list. ?

82. Been presented with a birthday cake in your team colours.Yes

83. Phoned a football radio call-in show to complain about people slagging your team No, but to complain about my team

84. Smashed a window with a football. yep

85. Watched the 1966 world cup final Of course. have it on DVD

86. Went home early from a good night in the pub to watch your team on Match of the Day. - A few times

87. Applied for a job at your club - No

88. Parked illegally outside the ground to make sure you got in in time for kick-off. - yes, especially away. ":censored: it here'll do, if yer get a ticket i'll pay"

89. Dressed a baby in the club's colours for a photo. Yes

90. Posed as a Player in order to have sex with a bird. No

91. Bought one of your teams "singles". Yes

92. Sounded an air horn at a match. No

93. Hurled abuse at a club mascot. No

94. Had a kickaround at the service station on an away trip. Yes

95. Waited outside the player's entrance to get autographs. Yes

96. Scored a goal that would have looked good on video. Yes

97. Own every copy of a club fanzine. Yep

98. Got injured celebrating a goal. Last time at Crawley

99. Paid good money for a classic match programme. - Yes, many times

100. Punched a rival Fan. - Only in self-defence, and are Stoke fans human anyway?

 

 

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Edited May 2, 2013 by oafcprozac

[Ackey]

15. Verbally abused a player and caught his attention - double points for one of your rivals

I assume leeslover will be along shortly....

[leeslover]

15. Verbally abused a player and caught his attention - double points for one of your rivals

I assume leeslover will be along shortly....

Ha ha! I had copied that one ready to claim multiple points! I am still slightly injured from Everton at home as well, do I get a bonus?

[ChaddyKid]

33 not bad for my age!

 

inb4 everyone pisses at Tranmerre next year in order to tick another one off the list!

[garcon]

Somewhere in the 50s for me. I think 20 of them were at the same match...

[davegtt]

Happy with 58, was worried when I started I wouldnt make 50% so thats ok for me.

[opinions4u]

48.