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Got hammered by BHA 5-0 and haven't looked back. We were going great after Southampton embarassed us but mentalty changed after we hammered the monkey hangers.

Michael Owen walks into a night club, goes straight up to a woman, starts feeling her breests and then says " get your coat love, you're coming home with me". The woman replies, "You're a little forward, aren't you?

What we need is a good tonking - we were grand after the Southampton hammering up to the point of battering Harlepool since when we have been rather moderate

Has the Division we have made our own over the last umpteen years has been mostly populated by Southern based teams than any other division. Amongst other things this has certainly contributed to the number of home & away games I have attended. The OASIS lot have an easy life (winky thing)

Quantum Physics is all pish and Stephen Hawkins has far too much time on his hands David Attenbrough has a unnatural fondness of animal sex

Whatever has been said in the past, I know that you share all our pains and seek to achieve the same objective. It's going to be tough for you in the next few months and I wish you well and want you to know that you have my full support.

Giraffes should be seen and not heard. Sky money has been good for football, and the English Premier League is the most exciting league in the world There were 483 goals scored in the EPL last week of which 80% were for penalties awarded by people who can found most Sunday mornings wandering around quiet city centre streets arguing with empty Take Away containers about the price of budgie food

Squirrels are the fiercest of all forestry mammals. They are harder than woodpecker lips and badgers build sets to hide from them.

I stuck a £2 Carlisle Match poster up in a Post office in Scotland. Went back this morning and some bassad had stuck a notice over it selling a three piece suite .................................................. £60 if anyone interested

Worms kill more humans than balooga whales The Dalai Lama looks nothing like one The riots in Egypt are not real, they have been invented by a left wing media intent on destabalising our own fair and just Coalition Government. Egypt is in fact a mythical place. There is no difference between a Bison and a Buffalo, that is why you never see them in the same enclosure in a zoo. If you extrapolate the rapid medical advancements, anyone currently under the age of 14 will live for ever Dinosaurs have been brought back. A secret trial release scheme is currently underway in Northwest Scotland. I think it was a dinosaur I saw, or it could have been a beaver ....... same thing really.

Believe you're correct, aren't those pieces of masonary off in that rather brisk breeze

Two more goals today but still no.

All these suggestions about developing BP. Have I missed something here because to me it's an obvious none starter as there are no means to fund it?

FFS is that for your postcode area or the continent you live on? I've just done Moston and in comparison you could leave take your front door off its hinges: All crimes & ASB 416 Burglary 59 ASB 169 Robbery 2 Vehicle Crime 33 Violent Crime 30 Other Crime 130

................ Is it down to the lake I fear? - Haircut 100 (Love plus one)

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Guy walks into dentist. Dentist asks "So, what can I do for you today" Guy: "I have a bit of a problem, I feel like a moth" Dentist: "Sorry pal, nothing I can do for you, you need to see a doctor, or a shrink" Guy: "I know I do" Dentist "So what the eff are you doing in here?" Guy replies "Your light was on"

Build a windfarm and sell the electricity back to the grid.

Has anyone got a link to the full findings of the Charity Commission?

Bites lip

Nothing to do with politics and not relevent to the debate. You have no evidence that the Charities Commission would have (or have previously) treated a Mosque development any differently. Therefore in my opinion it is a racist comment.

Think you've posted on the wrong site. Keep this sort of comment on the neandertal sites where the majority will find it amusing

Like those who are personally funding the interim period before we become a viable buisness I am gutted. This simply extends the period we remain in the red and at risk of going under. The reasons given however are basic challenges that the club should and hopefully did put to the Council. In all my dealings with councils you second guess their incompetence and make sure all areas are covered because it is you that carries all the risk. The quoted reasons are cringingly embarrassing for someone. And before the anti Failsworth brigade start cheering, could you put forward the solution that will bring assured viability.

INCOMING !!!!