Looks like tomorrow could be the day. Strangely, there's no legal reason why either or any of the 28 parties can't just stop negotiating and call it off as a bad job.
To be fair, the more I think about May, the more I think she'll actually do it. My first impression was she's a pragmatist...and therefore would rather do anything than orientate a resistant and ill-equipped civil service to undertake national suicide. Now I think she'd rather do anything than shrink away from doing what she's said she'll do, even if that means national suicide. She'll be fine, just like Cameron. I'll be fine, to an extent. It's the people who voted Brexit who have most to worry about - the M62 corridor, the farmers, the fisherfucks, the Welsh and so on.
Flashforward 10 years. A suburban estate on the outskirts of Rotherham. See that clapped out car in the driveway? That car used to run when we were in the EU.
On the plus side, it looks like the Norn Irish might be off sooner rather than later. Even the prods will vote for it if deserting the sinking RMS United Kingdom means €€€.