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Beardy Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Just to recap, im bored at work so i thought it would be funny to see how this story pans out so far!!! Bizarrely, Neal Eardley Slowed right down because he saw two fat men Sean Gregan and buddy, Mark Crossley who dropped the bombshell about Fabio Capello’s stapler fetish and hole punch addiction With Faria Alam who said she preferred Fabio Yantarno to posh spice playing on the emotions. However, Shez not satisfied with topic of debate asked Tommy whether Relative time equilibrium was a suitable Reason not to make a bet On a three word pointless story Said the princess to the Vicar who in turn was taken from Behind The Altar by a ninja whose death stars were as rusty as Stuart Barlow's hair curlers, when the ninja yelled yes Gordon, deeper But suddenly a certain Andy Ritchie all praise him wore his magic golden boots and his magic hat and when he saw the Oldham he said I fancy that! He could have stayed at ManU or come to latics Edhunteruk ruins songs but blames drum and bass music when the drum beat is horribly loud for RRE despite excellent acoustics and a ringing in his ears from the tinnitus-inducing often-right Chron reporter's scratchy quill pen whilst taking down his shorthand particulars and getting out of his tree on Marmite and tuna paste buttys which tasted pretty damn good with English mustard and green fried tomatoes on toast. Meanwhile, in the garden Marmite was regurgitated of Greg Fleming's mind, strange things happen at sea like Kieran Lee signing for Latics! But suddenly Norm cheated by putting more than one post with three words in each like Diego does! This false statement could only be made by someone like Paul Beavers whoever he is gardening for nowadays then the spawny frog marched off into football wasteland blaming Drogba as a cheeky slapper while Tevez smirked into a tissue of lies involving dodgy Latin American enjoying sheep love in Wales. Historically, women are hairy and sheep fluffy nocturnal discreet partners of marauding Cardiff Knuckle draggers wearing "I was there" chamois leather codpieces to complement their suede bunny ears which they borrowed from The Heff Not the HOFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Just to recap, im bored at work so i thought it would be funny to see how this story pans out so far!!! Bizarrely, Neal Eardley Slowed right down because he saw two fat men Sean Gregan and buddy, Mark Crossley who dropped the bombshell about Fabio Capello’s stapler fetish and hole punch addiction With Faria Alam who said she preferred Fabio Yantarno to posh spice playing on the emotions. However, Shez not satisfied with topic of debate asked Tommy whether Relative time equilibrium was a suitable Reason not to make a bet On a three word pointless story Said the princess to the Vicar who in turn was taken from Behind The Altar by a ninja whose death stars were as rusty as Stuart Barlow's hair curlers, when the ninja yelled yes Gordon, deeper But suddenly a certain Andy Ritchie all praise him wore his magic golden boots and his magic hat and when he saw the Oldham he said I fancy that! He could have stayed at ManU or come to latics Edhunteruk ruins songs but blames drum and bass music when the drum beat is horribly loud for RRE despite excellent acoustics and a ringing in his ears from the tinnitus-inducing often-right Chron reporter's scratchy quill pen whilst taking down his shorthand particulars and getting out of his tree on Marmite and tuna paste buttys which tasted pretty damn good with English mustard and green fried tomatoes on toast. Meanwhile, in the garden Marmite was regurgitated of Greg Fleming's mind, strange things happen at sea like Kieran Lee signing for Latics! But suddenly Norm cheated by putting more than one post with three words in each like Diego does! This false statement could only be made by someone like Paul Beavers whoever he is gardening for nowadays then the spawny frog marched off into football wasteland blaming Drogba as a cheeky slapper while Tevez smirked into a tissue of lies involving dodgy Latin American enjoying sheep love in Wales. Historically, women are hairy and sheep fluffy nocturnal discreet partners of marauding Cardiff Knuckle draggers wearing "I was there" chamois leather codpieces to complement their suede bunny ears which they borrowed from The Heff Not the HOFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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