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He had to make a phone-call, when they checked his hotel room this morning his bed hadn't been slept in... :shock:

 

Apparently he was signed yesterday, seems the club's media department made a balls of the announcement...

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Parker left his hotel this morning when he was attacked from behind and bundled into a car by a bloke in a tight top and a big fat arse

 

Answers to Greegs???? last night's pleasantries were obviously a front, proving the old adage, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer", Greegs has just arrived in Blackpool with Parker in the boot (Parker's been in a few boots over the years) where he intends to staple Kiegan's scrotum to one of the seats on the Playstation ride, he will then nail the striker's feet to the platform and then give the thumbs to to the operator. Greegs believes this is the way to get back at the gobby little :censored: and afterwards they'll laugh about it, go for a drink in The Manchester and move their relationship forward...

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No text from the club and nothing on the website.. has Parker joined Doncaster instead?

 

 

 

From Wiki today..23/7

 

Oldham Athletic

On July 21, Parker agreed a two-year deal at Oldham Athletic, which was completed the following day. :huh:

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There may be more than meets the eye with the "Body in the Boot" suggestion further back along this thread. If you look at the team tab on the OS .....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... No16 Sean Gregan is missing! :sign0068:

 

Is Big Gordy trimming the squad to his own requirements? :goggle:

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There may be more than meets the eye with the "Body in the Boot" suggestion further back along this thread. If you look at the team tab on the OS .....

 

 

 

But Gord needs to remember ... you are what you eat :grin:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... No16 Sean Gregan is missing! :sign0068:

 

Is Big Gordy trimming the squad to his own requirements? :goggle:

 

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