Select your medieval torture method

[leeslover]

Without wishing to prejudice any ongoing proceedings, should anyone be convicted of the BP arson, what would be the appropriate punishment?

[Hometownclub]

I've gone for Hanging, drawing and quartering as half time entertainment just in case the game isn't living up to expectations.

 

The quarters to be hung on each corner flag as a deterent to others.

[slurms mckenzie]

A good buggering from LeesLover may do the trick

[PlayItLivo]

[Hometownclub]

A good buggering from LeesLover may do the trick

He interestingly didn't list that as one of the options.

[ghostofcecere]

Can you add a season ticket and compulsory attendance at whichever team Dave Penney is managing.......... FOR LIFE!

[leeslover]

He interestingly didn't list that as one of the options.

If that was a punishment crime levels would go through the roof. I'm thinking about the bigger picture here.

[Lookers_Carl]

Just a reminder that OWTB does not endorse vigilante justice...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unless it gets results, which it will

 

[losesome]

Can you add a season ticket and compulsory attendance at whichever team Dave Penney is managing.......... FOR LIFE!

 

And if that was the punishment then crime would fall to an all time low !!

[Zorrro]

OWTB membership.

[Roger Ritchie]

Locked in a room with Chris Moyles for eight minutes.

[seasidelatic]

I was tempted to go with the 'pelting with bricks on the pitch' method but it would probably ruin the turf, so breaking on the wheel.

[rosa]

I'm a great believer in restorative justice, make them clean the bird crap off the chaddy end until we move ground/BP falls down of its own accord.

[Stitch_KTF]

So, fantasising about 4.30pm, I'm stuck reading this insight into leeslover's mind and have just realised that it's actually only 2pm as opposed to the 3pm which OWTB readily indicates.

 

[Bertie_Dugger]

Lifetime membership at Tranmere Rovers.

[singe]

How about single handely rebuild the Lookers?

[doggy_oafc]

Locked in a room with Chris Moyles for eight minutes.

 

 

What a tremendous that man is.

 

Woof.

[doggy_oafc]

 

What a tremendous that man is.

 

Woof.

 

Sorry.

 

Woof.

[leeslover]

Sorry.

 

Woof.

Dogs don't like "felines" like Mr Moyles, I don't think you can be be blamed.

 

*Just guessing*

[24hoursfromtulsehill]

For some fresh variations on capital punishment, I recommend Rituals of Retribution by Richard J Evans - it's about German execution practices from the middle ages onwards. The mind boggles.

[footy68]

Target practice for fly fishermen to practice their casting. Barbed hooks only though.

[singe]

REmind me is this for the ptromaniacs or the players for their performance int he first half v Accrington?