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I thought you hated it because of the leftiness, such as playing a friendly against Stonewall FC, having food bank collections at games and supporting International Women's Day. What have you got against those things, apart from the usual Tory stuff of hating gays, the poor and women?

It's all fake, innit.
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Fake in the sense that the game against Stonewall, the food bank collection and the International Women's Day half-time draw didn't happen? I can assure you they really did happen.

I hope that it appeases your conscience as you sit on the roof terrace of your gated community mansion overlooking the casino banks where your Rabble mates work.
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I hope that it appeases your conscience as you sit on the roof terrace of your gated community mansion overlooking the casino banks where your Rabble mates work.

I'm never more relaxed than when I'm sitting up there in the Gods, looking down on London's glass and steel monuments to kleptocracy, safe behind the armoured gate. I think to myself: Leeslover's free market philosophy demands I have another G&T with a slice of cucumber.

 

It's especially relaxing at 2 pm on a Tuesday during the recess.

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I'm never more relaxed than when I'm sitting up there in the Gods, looking down on London's glass and steel monuments to kleptocracy, safe behind the armoured gate. I think to myself: Leeslover's free market philosophy demands I have another G&T with a slice of cucumber.

 

It's especially relaxing at 2 pm on a Tuesday during the recess.

 

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Showers all round at the Hamlet. One must be water conscious if one is to do right by one's brethren in Palestine and sub-Saharan Africa.

How does that square with you having the servant-girl draw me a bath of unicorn milk last time I stayed over at yours?
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