chickers Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I am proof that not everyone born on 23rd August is mad: Keith Moon (The Who) 1947 Shaun Ryder (Happy Mondays, Black Grape) 1962 i share mine with Woody Allen, Bette Midler and Richard Pryor its also national aids day! and its a time when kiddies get chocolate!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inspectormorose Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 That's quite a squad young Jonothan is assembling,could be worth a bet,wonder what odds we are :mmm: Stipe whadddaya reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I am proof that not everyone born on 23rd August is mad: Keith Moon (The Who) 1947 Shaun Ryder (Happy Mondays, Black Grape) 1962 But drugs and alcohol had nothing to do with their respected madness eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inspectormorose Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 But drugs and alcohol had nothing to do with their respected madness eh? That's not madness that's a night out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Got into work today, normal boring friday.... just thought I would get through the day as normal.... have a new 20 year old temp, and its just me and her in today......she is pretty damn fit, and she has managed to put on the lowest cut top I have ever seen.... Thats it now... all I am going to do all day is stare at her cleavage.... no work done, and it is innevitable I will end up just givingt he impression i am a sleazy lech.... Oh well, can think of worse ways to spend the day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Got into work today, normal boring friday.... just thought I would get through the day as normal.... have a new 20 year old temp, and its just me and her in today......she is pretty damn fit, and she has managed to put on the lowest cut top I have ever seen.... Thats it now... all I am going to do all day is stare at her cleavage.... no work done, and it is innevitable I will end up just givingt he impression i am a sleazy lech.... Oh well, can think of worse ways to spend the day.... Not concentrating on the new signing then huh? Fancy a job swap for a day? I need a bird.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 (edited) Not concentrating on the new signing then huh? Fancy a job swap for a day? I need a bird.... When was the wedding cancelled??? I dont think richie can get a refund on his hat! :lol::lol::lol: Edited June 29, 2007 by chickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Not concentrating on the new signing then huh? Fancy a job swap for a day? I need a bird.... New signings - Pah, not interesting anymore - we have had so many.... We are oldham fans -- we can't take this continuous good news! Job Swap erm... Beancounter for the day... no thanks mate! methinks you need to find a more exciting proffession to meet women through work! Will try to take a sneak photo on my phone and post it on here.... however, knowing my subtlety i will prob just go up and ask her... "Can i take a photo of your breasts" *whilst drooling - just a little...* She must know what she is doing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 When was the wedding cancelled??? I dont think richie can get a refund on his hat! :lol::lol::lol: Chickers, i aint even going there. Mads wants him for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 New signings - Pah, not interesting anymore - we have had so many.... We are oldham fans -- we can't take this continuous good news! Job Swap erm... Beancounter for the day... no thanks mate! methinks you need to find a more exciting proffession to meet women through work! Will try to take a sneak photo on my phone and post it on here.... however, knowing my subtlety i will prob just go up and ask her... "Can i take a photo of your breasts" *whilst drooling - just a little...* She must know what she is doing.... Just ask, cant hurt, only a temp. Not like it can cause an office atmosphere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Don't know about shared birthdays, but I was born a few hours before Lord Lucan topped his nanny. EDIT - that's my official birthday, the one my dad reckons I was born on. My mum thinks it was the day before, so I have two birthdays. I told you all I am special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 When was the wedding cancelled??? I dont think richie can get a refund on his hat! :lol::lol::lol: The pair of you can bugger off. As I said at the weekend, it would be like paedophilia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 The pair of you can bugger off. As I said at the weekend, it would be like paedophilia! Hmmm, not bad for paint... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardlelatic Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Hmmm, not bad for paint... Si, I have copyright on that picture.... £25 cheque in the post please p.s I dont like that hat ! Can I book your honeymoon before I leave this hell hole !!! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Si, I have copyright on that picture.... £25 cheque in the post please p.s I dont like that hat ! Can I book your honeymoon before I leave this hell hole !!! ? Only if she goes to Madrid and i go to New York Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 (edited) The pair of you can bugger off. As I said at the weekend, it would be like paedophilia! dont knock it till ya have tried it! EDIT: Sorry thought ya said Philadelphia Edited June 29, 2007 by chickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Only if she goes to Madrid and i go to New York So you won't be wanting my company in the pub tomorrow then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardlelatic Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 So you won't be wanting my company in the pub tomorrow then? orr how sweet, their first tiff in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 So you won't be wanting my company in the pub tomorrow then? John Paul Young - Love is in the air Love is in the air Everywhere I look around Love is in the air Every sight and every sound And I don't know if I'm being foolish Don't know if I'm being wise But it's something that I must believe in And it's there when I look in your eyes Love is in the air In the whisper of the trees Love is in the air In the thunder of the sea And I don't know if I'm just dreaming Don't know if I feel sane But it's something that I must believe in And it's there when you call out my name Love is in the air Love is in the air Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Love is in the air In the rising of the sun Love is in the air When the day is nearly done And I don't know if you're an illusion Don't know if I see it true But you're something that I must believe in And you're there when I reach out for you Love is in the air Every sight and every sound And I don't know if I'm being foolish Don't know if I'm being wise But it's something that I must believe in And it's there when I look in your eyes Love is in the air Love is in the air Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Love is in the air Love is in the air Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Love is in the air Love is in the air Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Love is in the air Love is in the air Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Argh! Anyway, lots of people can testify that my 'tiffs' or 'domestics', if you will, are slightly more violent and abusive than that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I want to cry. Still doing two jobs for the price of one, both of which are definitely full time. I'm having to learn how to do lots of the harder one as I go, and the things I am putting to the back of a rapidly growing queue are really starting to make people in various other departments kick off. Well, they can kick and scream all they want, it might encourage the recruitment process along. But now my PC is against me as well. The IT guy messed with it overnight, and none of the huge macros I have on it will run. Basically things that take a mass of data and at one touch of a button turn thousands of bits of data into a pretty report and make me look clever, and tie up the machine so I may as well go on the net for 10 minutes. So know I am having to spend bloody hours that I don't have working out what they were actually doing and doing it manually. :getbent: :trollarse: And yes, I know I could have done some work in the time it took to write this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Clearly user error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Clearly user error. GRRR. With an easy user solution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 As an IT professional (PAH!) I suggest turning it off and back on again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Anyone ever used fedex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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