Here's some moore:
Nine of the team were your players?
Pogs - no, you binned him.
Eardley - not really your player, is he Ron?
Charlton - nope.
Haining - nope, was already here.
Gregan - nope, you wish.
Taylor - youth teamer, hard to claim him as your own, Ronaldo.
Wellens - yep, you can have that 'un.
McDonald - oops! No.
Liddell - yeah, okay.
Ports and Warne - there's another couple and, to be fair, you did well.
So four then. That's pretty much the same as nine.
Next he'll be telling us he took us to our highest finish in twenty years.