He has Fondop, a big unit who was probably the only player earning his corn with 5 in 8.
Drops him for a quick dummy merchant who has never scored. And doesn't actually seem that quick as we're playing deep, on the back foot and he isn't getting onto much knocked over the top/through for him. And still hasn't scored.
Then tries to sign Matt Smith who's an even bigger, but less mobile, unit than Fondop.
Remember when Dominic Cummings nicknamed Boris Johnson "Trolley" on the basis he was like an out of control shopping trolley careering all over the place, bouncing off cars and walls......