leezyverpunk

Oooooh just got in there - WINNER!!!

YESSSSSSSSSS - I Win!!!

He wins virtually every header, holds the ball up well and as evident in the match vs Brizzle Rovers tracks back and gets stuck in. I NEVER boo anyone who gives his all and I think this lad is certainly doing that. FAO: Boo boys - please remember we are currently in the 3rd tier of English football, this forward line we have is brilliant for our level. We dont like Ricketts, oh no, we love him oh yes!!

I win!

Remember that cup defeat, Tony Henry had a big girly poo poo about being dropped previously so he was dropped. Quality link matey, how on eath did you get that? Even though this run knackered us up, we didnt finish THAT bad did we? Only 20 od dyears ago, remeber it like it were 20 odd years ago!!

I win!

About 83-84 season. We were doping really well and near the top o' the table. We played Sheff Utd at BP and Roger Palmer scored in first few minutes. We started shouting 'you're so $h1t it's unberlievable'. they beat us 5-1??? We all seemed to find it amusing that we started so well and give it em soo bad and in the end we were the not so good team that day, funny old game. Think after that game we went on about an 8 match losing streak including a 2-4 defeat at home to Stoke. We finally ended it by beating Wimbledon 2-1 at home. Eeeh mamories!!!

Went to the gym this morn! Muscles I never knew I had are still killing me, yes I AM a big girl. And what's with the show offs - mee mee mee I managed to get two pints down me before the game - surprised you didnt sit outside the changing rooms drinking them and showing off! I don't care anyway coz I had a lovely bottle of 7 UP in the Chaddy End, much nicer - NOT!!!

Cant exactly say it spoilt the atmos not having the drum. 1st half WAS very quiet but 2nd, thought we all gave it a go and tried to lift the boys (and tell the ref how not-good he was!) The boo boys will always turn up and I think it makes their day when someone isn't playing too good - gives em a chance to moan!!

Aah, eeh, ooh! Even typing this is sore. I thought I was reasonably fit but following our little kick about on Satdi, it is clearly evident I am not. I hurt all over (and I only played 30 minutes out of net!) Old age has defo caught up with me. Next time we play, I am NOT going in the changing rooms to get banged up for 1/2 an hour and missing a chance of a pre-match pint - leason learnt! Was a good laff but don't think I will make the away game coz probably wont get a pass from the missus! There was a hint of dubiosity about OASIS 2nd goal - naaa thinking about it it was just an inspired substitution. We will have to see if Shezza can come up with something similar in future games. Well done everyone, great laff and game of footy!

The ref was appaling on Saturday an absolute disgrace! Blatant handballs, inconsistency with fouls (gave them everything, gave us nowt) - I really lost it big time!! When oh when will we get a decent ref at B.P?

Thought we battered the Tractors on Sat'di but they defended well and we didn't get the rub of the green. And that miss by Smalley.....AAARGH!!! As long as we keep making lots of chances and passing it around we will be ok. Thought the Chaddy End was superb in the second half, we really got behing them (barring a few to$$ers booing some of the players - where do they get off?) With Stammy, Allot, Hughesy to come back into the fray, nothing to worry about!

SOMEONE AGREED WITH THE LEEZMEISTER - OOOH I COULD CRUSH A GRAPE! I COULD JUMP OVER A DOLL'S HOUSE! I am worried, the world may end!!!

I hope we are all joshing about blood being spilt and limbs being removed, I want to able to ava pint or two and watch the Tics win 7-0 with all me tackle intact!

Naaaaa no way José! He is understandably rusty but rubbish - naaaa not having that!!!

How would hiring Skinhead work? Will they lend us their boots n braces or Ben Sherman shirts?

Talk sport is always the same and they think people are thick! They choose a subject and decide before they go on air who is going to be on what side (regardless of what they actually believe.) It is glaringly obvious that they NEVER agree whoever is on. Do they really think we dont know these 'debates' are not scripted?

I am sure Hughesy will have woo-ed his wife back, she wood have been putter in his hands!

Don't mind who I play for...we are all Tics after all...mind you may have to go out and buy a linguaphone tape to teach me some cockernee if picked for the mad ferret OASIS!

Really looking forward to this 'friendly' match. I have a note from me mum saying noone can kick me - hang on a minute it says please kick me, oh dear. Anyone got any body armour I can borrow?

Hope Hughesy will be fit to face the s-eagles, sorry not on par with most of the others but please don't kick me out of your little club. Anyway going to get me din dins at the chip-shot and make a nice brew, now wears that tea caddie?

Is everyone bringing a couple of tins just in case we aint got time after the match for a livener? Being a crusty ole punk will probably have a bottle of cider during the match and maybe even a half time glue sniff - arf arf (I AM joking guys - but not about the tins!!)

That could be MY secret weapon, head ball, ball pops on spikes, I run into the opponents net, EASY! The only way they could stop me is by kicking me head in - oh dear, what have I said!!!

Do OWTB need a keeper, can play left/right back but may be sick playing out of net!

HJave not read every single item, not enough time. What kit do I need to bring? Have got boots and shinnys, Latics blue home strip, a whole array of luminous coloured shirt, is this enough?