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Fabian Delph? Left footed and had a decent season. I'd play him or Rose before Young.

He has to stop, just to get it on his right foot. He can't cross with his left, as he proved yesterday, so full backs always know what he's going to do. Here's a novel idea; how about a left footed player to play at left wing back? Just a thought.

Problem with Jones, is that he's not improved one iota in the 7(?) years he's been at OT. He was average at best then, and now he's <insert description here>.

I might be wrong, but I have a feeling his wife and kids are still in France. If so, he may well want to go back rather than uproot them. There may be other reasons, but let's not do him down without knowing why. He's not the sole reason we got relegated. In fact, some of his saves kept us in games. He's a League 1 (now League 2, if he stays) footballer, not a Pickford or Heaton.

A couple of minutes ago, he almost looked like a footballer as well. I see Ellis Plummer is at Motherwell too.

Curtis Main and Charles Dunne start for Stephen Robinson's Motherwell in Scottish cup final

Luke McCormick, Cameron Belford and Artur Krysiak are available in the released lists. Not sure they're much of an improvement though. George Long is available either on loan or transfer. Scott Vernon released by Grimsby, but I'm very surprised that Walsall have released Oztumer.

Congratulations to all those who triumphed this season. It's been a cracking competition, with newcomers excelling. Here's hoping we have at least 50 players again next season. The more that join, the more Dr Kershaw's and Playershare benefit. As for me, Championship here I come.

Exactly. If Stones was worth £50M, what's Tarky worth? And, for me, Jones is an average Championship player. As bozman and others have said, it shows how little we have to pick from these days.

Tarkowski?

Is it only me that thinks the one shining light in that squad is that there's no Smalling? Trouble is, Phil Jones is there.

Fill in the rest with concrete, level it off and paint the whole thing green. Or, dig more holes, turn it into a crazy golf course and charge for entry. Earn enough over the summer to cover the cost of having it all dug up again and a new lawn laid. Problem solved.

Bring back the under soil heating.

That's a bit personal.

For those that want a new keeper, Luke McCormick released by Plymouth. Given his time at Her Majesty's pleasure, Barry Owen would have him signed in a heartbeat. Decent keeper though.

When you look at Jamie Stott's interview pitchside on TWAL the other day, the pitch looked as though it was in the same condition as at the end of the season.

Ah, you've heard about my 3 second marathons, have you? Who told you?

I've got a microwave bed. I get 8 hours sleep in 20 minutes.

The team coach got stuck in traffic and got to the ground over two hours after kick off time, by which time the ref had said, "Stuff this for a game of soldiers, I'm off home". So Oafc1895 got to an empty ground to find a note pinned to the players' entrance. It said, "There's no one here. oafcmetty wins by default so you'd might as well bugger off."

I reckon oafcmetty could be a front runner in next season's Premier League. Especially if his opponents forget to turn up. If he gets that far, of course.

Let's just suppose we have a very good season in League 2, play entertaining, attacking football with a reasonably talented squad and bounce back. Will you then applaud what he achieves and accept that he has learned from his mistakes? Because, let's be honest, if we'd carried on playing as we did in his first half dozen games, we could easily have been top half and the discussions about him being binned off would never have occurred. Aye, I'm pretty pissed off that we didn't stay up and yes, RW made tactics, team selection and substitution mistakes (in our eyes at least) that he didn't seem to learn from. Maybe he has now. Perhaps things are starting to settle down at BP and it could well be a happier place to be. If he could get a team playing as he did when he was caretaker, he should be able to do it again with any luck. Let's just get behind him, AL, the squad and the tea lady and let this season's clusterfuck be consigned to exactly what it is. History. Fourth tier football is a new concept for a lot of fans, so why don't we just enjoy the ride and, if he still can't get us going in the first 8 or 10 games, then we probably have every right to call for his head on a pikestaff.

Bath City, Mangotsfield United, Paulton Rovers and Chippenham Town, all away please. OK, I'm not serious, but it's bound to be Curzon Ashton at least isn't it? Mind you, if they do fancy a week or two in the West Country ...

Oops. Hey, thanks for that, you're right. *Slinks off and hangs head*