DavidCollinge Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 She thinks shes fat and ugly so she does it in the dark But when shes shaggin' Beckham She screams "GET DOWN TO BOUNDARY PARK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsChris Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 theres some very suspect rhyming on this thread.....though maybe im just bitter cos i cant think of one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 She turns up at charity events pretending that she cares but when David goes down, she's dreaming about David Eyres On their wedding day they sat on a throne that was golden But on her honeymoon night, she was wishin it was Andy Holden With all her galavanting she treads on sticky wickets, But David doesnt measure up to the likes of Michael Ricketts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Dieting is her hard slog But when she's shagging Beckham She'd much prefer a yard dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GFBunn Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Posh Spice is a slapper And no she won't confess But when she's shagging Beckham She's thinking of Mike Cec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca_is_GOD2 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 posh spice is a slapper Her perfume smells of sh"t When shes sh@ggin beckham She thinks of josh lockett!!!!! HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Coz she's got lots of money, she thinks she's some kind of god When she becomes rather humble when sucking off Simon Stainrod. She got quite emotional when Beckham got down on one knee Coz she knew she'd have to stop, gobbling off Lance Key Out of the mighty Spice Girls, she was the one that was :censored:e Coz she was too busy, getting bummed off David Knight David Beckham wears the England shirt, proud as a lion, Which suits Posh down to the ground, she can get on with scewin John ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Her film star and pop star days are now a gonner So she can spen more time, weeing on Marky Bonner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Posh spice is a cockney, her family hails from Harlow but all she wants, what she really really wants is to suck of Andy Barlow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Posh Spice is a slapper And no she won't confess But when she's shagging Beckham She's thinking of Mike Cec Best one yet that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 By the way, am I the only one slightly worried by Leezy's rhymes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takemeanywhere Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 She makes my stomach turn But when she's shaggin' Beckham She thinks of Richie Byrne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Posh spice owes a lot of men thanks, for all the cock they've given The best time she ever had, was when she was roasted by Scott n David McNiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Posh spice is a slapper, she drinks the finest wine Which helps get the taste away after blowing off Brian Kilcline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 It is quite remarkable of how many cocks she's eaten But posh't finest slab of meat she claims is that of Paul Heaton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Posh spice is so thick, in her head there's a void But that hole is filled when she sucks of Iain Ormendroyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outoftheblue Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Posh Spice is a slapper who reads 'Oh When The Blues' and when this thread is finished It'll be interesting who she sues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Posh Spice is a slapper who reads 'Oh When The Blues' and when this thread is finished It'll be interesting who she sues. Posh Spice is a lovely girl She's married to a hunk So when you've read this thread my dear Dont sue me, sue Leezyverpunk!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Posh spice's feet stink, like a block of stilton But her favourite cheese of all is that of Mark Hilton BRING IT ON BABY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Shes always fancied fat blokes she thinks there really hot but when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of Ian Stott best one so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Her fannys got no hair and when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Ronnie Blair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 she wears the latest gear and when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Lees's beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) her new haircuts such a mess and when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of ghostofcec Edited September 18, 2008 by ghostofcecere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EASTLEY Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Whilst in church she likes to sit on pews However whilst shagging David all she can think of is Lee Hughes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch_KTF Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Posh spice is a cockney, her family hails from Harlow but all she wants, what she really really wants is to suck of Andy Barlow Posh Spice is a slapper, And the envy of most ladies, Yet while she's shagging Beckham, She's always thinking of Craig Davies Posh Spice is a slapper, Just like Oldham never lose, And she may be Vicky Beckham, But twice a week she's Vicky Hughes, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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