jsslatic Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her clothes are very costly, But when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Mark Crossley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her clothes are very costly, But when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Mark Crossley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She showers in fake tan But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Sean Gregan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted September 8, 2008 Author Share Posted September 8, 2008 She showers in fake tan But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Sean Gregan I wish that I could nail her But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Chrissy Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor_Coconut Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Is it 1998 again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoytonBlueLad Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Is it 1998 again? I was thinking the same! Last time I heard the Latics versions Gary Kelly was included and Scott McNiven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her record label banned her But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Alessandra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She thinks that food will harm her But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Roger Palmer Always my favourite - that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddylatic Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She wants another baby But when shes shagging Beckham She thinks of Chris O'Grady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her body's very tiny But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Esdaile-Biny She's not a big eater But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Bembo-Leta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz_Oafc Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 A 1990's throw-back But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Kelvin Lomax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordy Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Hahaha all very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latics and England Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) Some think she is horny When she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Simon Corney She's got new fake t*ts When she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Simon Blitz Edited September 8, 2008 by Latics & England Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her music is all :censored:e But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Tommy Wright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted September 8, 2008 Author Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her voice is rather nasal But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Ruben Hazell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) whose boobs are inflated Whilst shes sh***ing Beckham She thinks Eardleys' over rated *Oh I see what you are supposed to do Edited September 8, 2008 by singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her voice is rather nasal But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Ruben Hazell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtimeblue Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 she gave autoraphs in woolworths not to boost her reputation to get near jonny hallworth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoytonBlueLad Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 The one about her being itchy and Ritchie has not yet been posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her taste goes overboard But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Roy and Gord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 The media makes a tit of her But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Danny Whittaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz_Oafc Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her favourite band is Muse But when she's shaggin Beckham She's thinkin of Lee Hughes or She's always eatin Muesli But when she's shaggin Beckham She's thinks of super Hughesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She's a scrawny sort of gal But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Danny Gazal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 That's plain for all to see And when she's shagging Beckhm She also fits Wolfy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) She's not much into porno But when she's shagging Beckham She's thinking of Yantorno Edited September 8, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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