Posh Spice is a slapper...

[leezyverpunk]

Because posh spice doesnt eat, she hasnt got a belly

But when she is shaggin Beckham, she's thinkin bout John Kelly

[leezyverpunk]

Coz she was in a pop band, she had to maintain her hair

But when Beckham was bummin her, she was wishin it was Nick Sinclair

 

Because Posh Spice doesnt eat she is always far too thin

But when getting munched by Beckham, she was thinkin bout Gary Hoolickin

[singe]

her singing's not very good

When she's doin Beckham

She's thinking of Ian Wood

 

shes the size of two sticks

When she's doin Beckham

She's thinking of Keith Hicks. Perish the thought!

[Kingdingaling]

her fanny's very slack

but when she's riding beckham

she thinks of Gary Mac

 

her brain is very light

but when she's banging beckham

she thinks of tommy wright

[Diego_Sideburns]

She has a thing for Rolls Royces

But when she’s shagging Beckham

She thinks of the King of all Geordies

 

 

When eating she is picky

But when she’s shagging Beckham

She thinks of Ryszard Kowenicki

 

 

She looks a little odd

But when she’s shagging Beckham

She thinks of Simon Stainrod

[leeslover]

Her husband likes to spank her

But when she’s shagging Beckham

She thinks of Neil Warnock

[Hometownclub]

She looks just like a skittle

But when she’s shagging Beckham

She thinks of Maurice Whittle

[Kingdingaling]

she thinks she is a model

but when she's blowing beckham

she never fooking swollows

[Hometownclub]

When away she stays at the Hyatt

But when she’s shagging Beckham

She thinks of Jim Fryatt

[LaticsAndy]

When away she stays at the Hyatt

But when she’s shagging Beckham

She thinks of Jim Fryatt

 

She thinks that food will harm her

But when she's sh*ggin Beckham

She thinks of Roger Palmer

 

Ohhh Roger Palmer

[maddog]

Her husband likes to spank her

But when she’s shagging Beckham

She thinks of Neil Warnock

[DavidCollinge]

The maid & servents live outside

in a tatty tent.

But when shes shaggin Beckham

She asks " Did the earth move?"

NO.....it was the Collider Experiment.........

[Diego_Sideburns]

She thinks that food will harm her

But when she's sh*ggin Beckham

She thinks of Roger Palmer

 

Ohhh Roger Palmer

 

Keep up!

 

She thinks that food will harm her

But when she's shagging Beckham

She thinks of Roger Palmer

 

Always my favourite - that one!

[leezyverpunk]

SHE THINKS PEOPLE WHO MEET HER, HAVE A REAL HONOUR

BUT WHEN SHE'S SHAGGIN BECKHAM, SHE REALLY WANTS MCDONOUGH

[DavidCollinge]

Now Dave puts it around a bit

Hes always in a rush

But when shes Shaggin Beckham

She has an itchy bush

 

Shes always fancied fat blokes

she thinks there really hot

but when shes shaggin Beckham

She dreams of Ian Stott

 

Shes always on her PC

looking at the news

But when shes shaggin Beckham

Shes wishing she was on OWT Blues

[GFBunn]

Delia Smith's a lovely milf

I wish that I could pork her

But all the time I know

That she'd be thinking of Mike Walker

[GFBunn]

Delia Smith's a slapper

Her muff is large and hairy

And when she's getting rogered

She sings like a canary

[leezyverpunk]

Posh's favourite position is on her hands and knees

but when she's dogged by Beckham, she's thinkin bout John Humphreys

 

Posh has had a lot of cock, she had millions and millions

but when Beckham aside, her favourite is Gary Williams

 

All this lack of eating will really make posh ill,

When she shags Beckham, she really wants Bob Colville.

[leezyverpunk]

She gets her hubby to buy her expensive presents

But what she really wants is to suck of Kenny Clements

 

When Becks goes out for a drink, she gets really jealous,

But she gets here own back by sucking off Tony Ellis

[Forte_Baby]

Her phone is always on

and when she's shagging Beckham

she dreams of Andy Thom

[Forte_Baby]

We know she likes to Swallow

and when she's shagging beckham

She dreams of Joe Royle.

[leezyverpunk]

She is not a nice person, in fact she is a bit of pain

but when she's with Mr Beckham, she's gagging for Paul Kane

 

Of her 3 kids, she doesnt know the father

But my guess is one of them is the legend Gunnar Halle

 

Coz she is bulemic, she is just skin n bones,

But she get a good dose of meet when she sees Paul Jones

[ritchie82]

Her minge is big and sticky

and when she's sha**ing Beckham

she thinks of tricky Ricky

[OldhamSheridan]

Her phone is always on

and when she's shagging Beckham

she dreams of Andy Thom

 

Was this supposed to be Stuart or that kraut that played for them there fenians?

[Forte_Baby]

She likes doing it in the loft

and when shes shagging beckham

she thinks of Lee Croft

Edited September 12, 2008 by oafctom