razza699 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) She's not much into porno But when she's shagging Beckham She's thinking of Yantorno Her singing belongs in hell but when shes shagging Beckham shes thinking of josh bell Edited September 8, 2008 by razza699 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohh Johnny Eyre Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She shaves her Pubic hair And when she's sh****ng Beckham She thinks of Johnny Eyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) Her singing makes me piddle (pee) But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Andy Liddell (Kieran Lee) Edited September 8, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her face looks like a lemming But when she's shagging Beckham He'll never beat Greg Fleming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted September 8, 2008 Author Share Posted September 8, 2008 She's thin around the middle, But when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Andy Liddell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Anyone can take her But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of Chaim Beniaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her contact list keeps But when she’s shagging Beckham She turns down Barry Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 The smell down there is fowl But when she’s shagging Beckham She’s thinking of Wayne Still working on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her contact list keeps But when she’s shagging Beckham She turns down Barry Owen growin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted September 8, 2008 Author Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her voice is not the best, But when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of jss... No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 The smell down there is fowl But when she’s shagging Beckham She’s thinking of Wayne Still working on that one. Her tastes are faddy with fowl But when she's shagging Beckham She's thinking of a great big bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz_Oafc Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She has a house in Meridan But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of John Sheridan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She's scored more than Hughes But when she's shagging Beckham She wishes she was Rebecca Loos Her face is spotty and orange But when she's shagging Beckham She wishes it was Dave Collinge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her breath would make you hurl And when she’s shagging Beckham He thinks of the Pie Girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtimeblue Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 her face is full of plastic to get herself aroused with becks she thinks of lee hughes' hat-trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingdingaling Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 she's always using lub but when she's shagging beckham she always thinks of rubbs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted September 8, 2008 Author Share Posted September 8, 2008 She's slept with half the planet The only guy who turns her off Is Mark 'The Ratboy' Allott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She's slept with half the planet The only guy who turns her off Is Mark 'The Ratboy' Allott Cruel, very cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I've got a plastic face and silicon tits, But while i'm shagging Beckham I wear Oldhams Kits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwentySixBlack Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Well, I'm glad you've all had a busy day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) She plays like Richard Butcher But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Ronald Futcher Edited September 8, 2008 by futchers briefs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She loves to wine and dine But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Brian Kilcline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GFBunn Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She breaks wind much too freely And when she's shagging Beckham She's thinking of Glenn Keeley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GFBunn Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She snacks on wild granola And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Calvin Zola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjk2008 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She snacks on wild granola And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Calvin Zola She's a waste of f*****g air, but when she's shagging Beckham even she cant be thinking of John Eyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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