leeslover Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'm still struggling* to get David Beherall in * without completely disregarding rhyme and meter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'm still struggling* to get David Beherall in * without completely disregarding rhyme and meter Got any lube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Posh spice pretends she's posh and that she likes champagne But I met one of her conquests, the legend Pauly Kane, He told me she likes eating kebabs and drinking lots of strongbow And when she is shagging Beckham, she listens to Mould-y Old Dough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 David thinks Posh is excited by sucking on his testes But what he doesnt know is that she's reading Team from the Town of Chimneys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'm still struggling* to get David Beherall in * without completely disregarding rhyme and meter Posh aint religious She couldn't sing a Christmas carol But when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of Dave Beharall....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 The name of posh's new child, David Beckham it did nark for the poor kids name is The Bogs At Boundary Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Guru Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Oh Posh Spice is a slapper She would even shag me But when shes shagging beckham She thinks of David Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 She is so unattractive, bad personality and too thin Her bones crack together when she gets banged by Mike Flynn David likes posh to sing nursery rhymes to him, like poor old Michael Finingan When he finally goes to sleep, she has phone sex with Andy Linighan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 she doesnt ware her knickers but when she sha**ing beckam she dreams of our mate chickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 If David goes out drinking, she really has a massive rant, So to get her own back, she blows off carl Serrant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Posh spice is very slack so she fakes orgasms regularly But she has just come, after the goals by Tayls and Hughesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Posh spice really cant sing - she'd get kicked out of a school choir She should stick to what she does best, sucking off Mick Maguire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 David aint enuff for posh - she gets rather bored So she get her kicks, gettin stuffed by Marky Ward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Posh would have a thousand kids if she werent on the pill Different fathers all of em, including the legend Clint Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Sometimes when Posh dont wash, David has to wear a peg The smell doesnt bother everyone, least of all Michael Clegg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 ..... She's is bloody easy. But when she's shagging Beckham, She only thinks of Leezy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 ..... She's is bloody easy. But when she's shagging Beckham, She only thinks of Leezy. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! If anyone is wondering why I post so much, I despise the woman (for legal reasons Posh is a female Peterborough fan who finished with me to go with her new boyfriend David from Peckham - these characters are not to be confused with anyone with similar names/nicknames) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 David's favourite food is cooked by Ronald Macdonald While he tucks into a burger, posh is gobbling off Peter McDonell* *think that's what he was called - old goally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! If anyone is wondering why I post so much, I despise the woman (for legal reasons Posh is a female Peterborough fan who finished with me to go with her new boyfriend David from Peckham - these characters are not to be confused with anyone with similar names/nicknames) I think you protesteth too much! Leezy loves Posh Leezy loves Posh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Leezy loves Posh "Shes got a lovely plastic pair" But when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of Leezys hair --------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Leezy loves Posh "Shes got a lovely plastic pair" But when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of Leezys hair --------------------------------------------------- Posh Spice is a slapper Loads of ex-tics would hump her but when she's shagging Beckham She dreams of Leezy's Jumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekWilson_1968 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 ..... its already been said but can we close this thread now? all day tune in my head! KtF, Derek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 .... Her gash is really minging But when she wants to get it moist She thinks of Leezy singing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Posh is really rude and arrogant, she often does offend But what gets her to sleep at night, is listening to the Chaddy End ooooooh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Posh spice is a slapper She knows how to pop your cork But when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of TTA from New York She preens, she pouts, she shows off her plastic tits Look at me, look at me she screams to Simon Blitz Wheres your friend? she asks I'm feeling rather horny Get on the phone right now and call up Simon Corney Twos not enough for me wheres your other sexy pal I want ALL three amigos that includes Danny Gazal And when your all knackered and lying on the floor I'll phone up Tranmere and ask for Ronnie Moore Shes gone too far now what a slapper! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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