GFBunn Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She likes a spicy curry And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Andy Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her face looks like my arse When she's sh***ing Beckham She thinks of Tony Carss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Her face looks like my arse When she's sh***ing Beckham She thinks of Tony Carss Odd how the 2nd and 4th lines of that one are practically interchangeable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She likes a spicy curry And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Andy Murray Or rather Paul Murray! Whatever happened to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Some huge ones have been down her But Beckham wasn't bigger than Lord-Kangana N'Diwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 She loves Ravel's Boléro But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Diego Cervero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 It's true she's rather tardy But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Alan Hardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 (edited) Although she's not a cheater when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of the baby eater. Edited September 9, 2008 by Hometownclub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 (edited) She sings worse than Bono But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Yantorno Edited September 9, 2008 by singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Since her operation, her breasts are rather peartley But when she's shaggin Beckham, she's thinking of Neal Eardley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 She's not a nice person, in fact she is quite gross But when she's shagging Beckham, she's thinking bout Winston Dubose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 She has rather a strange stick thin bod But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of all the Latics youth in the first team squad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outoftheblue Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Posh Spice is a slapper But not as much as Jordan and when she's shagging Beckham She's glad it isn't Gordon (Or 'Stig' to his friends) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 And definitely strictly Vegan and when she's shagging Beckham She is thinking of Sean Gregan. Obviously that doesn;t rythme if I was Roy Butterworth. so And definitiely wants a real man and when she's shagging Beckham She is thinking of Sean Greggan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 If she entered the X factor she wouldn't get past Simon Cowell But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming of Rummy the Owl ======================= She doesn't worry about petrol prices or her tax returns But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming about Diego's sideburns ======================= She knows Daves no angel hes definately no monk But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming of Leezyverpunk =========================== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarddog Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Her clothes are very costly, But when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Mark Crossley... she likes to shop for shoes and when shes shagging beckham she thinks its lee hughes she has to squat to pee and when shes shagging beckham she has to think of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrikkiNikki Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 she's thin just like a stick and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of TrikkiNikk....... .....errrmmm, that's not right......surely!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarddog Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 she's thin just like a stick and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of TrikkiNikk....... .....errrmmm, that's not right......surely!!! works for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Posh Spice is a pop star As big as Gary Glitter And when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 If she entered the X factor she wouldn't get past Simon Cowell But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming of Rummy the Owl ======================= She doesn't worry about petrol prices or her tax returns But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming about Diego's sideburns ======================= She knows Daves no angel hes definately no monk But when shes shaggin' Beckham Shes dreaming of Leezyverpunk =========================== Nooooooo - enuff to gimme nightmares!! Yeuch - I need a shower!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 (Or 'Stig' to his friends) Bwaaahahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Nooooooo - enuff to gimme nightmares!! Yeuch - I need a shower!! Dont give me that, you would after a few beers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I would, but she might snap. Which I guess would be a win win... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 She has a taste for footie players and on the dance floor she's a demon but when shes shaggin Beckham she can taste David(s) Seamen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 She has a taste for footie players and on the dance floor she's a demon but when shes shaggin Beckham she can taste David(s) Seamen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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