jimsleftfoot Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 I pondered that response, walked round the table, checked my pockets and played it straight. Good to see the apology puts no spin on it. I reckon they were reading the times as there was a big thing on how to issue an apology after Russel Brands none-attempt. I would actually bet on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I reckon they were reading the times as there was a big thing on how to issue an apology after Russel Brands none-attempt. I would actually bet on it. From my personal contacts, I can reveal that when Brand was ready for another seedy sex session, he had so little respect for the women hovering around his flat that he simply shouted, "Miss" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I must admit, when that chance from Taylor hit the post I muttered "Oooh. And that's a bad miss" http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fqztJoME1ww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Just wondering. The other night against Scunthorpe, outside the bottom turnstile to the Chaddy End on Sheepfoot Lane, there was a massive cue to get in and was a good wait with it. Any reasons why? do keep up if you want up to date blogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 seems this topic racked up quite a few hits last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulgard Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 seems this topic racked up quite a few hits last night don't think it will be in the frame for most hits in one session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 don't think it will be in the frame for most hits in one session. I don’t know, we’ve chalked a fair few of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Was he forced to adopt his "famous" stance as a consequence of a deep screw? Apparently it came about when someone in the cue was deemed to be guilty of touching ball drag, with a loose fingertip grip from a wrist cock drill snatch and stun follow-through, resulting in a foul stroke, waggles, side-spin and a nipping, tight, double-kiss half butt and full ball contact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Apparently it came about when someone in the cue was deemed to be guilty of touching ball drag, with a loose fingertip grip from a wrist cock drill snatch and stun follow-through, resulting in a foul stroke, waggles, side-spin and a nipping, tight, double-kiss half butt and full ball contact. I'm surprised Len didn't plant him one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I'm surprised Len didn't plant him one. He was ready for a nap or even a long rest and, when caught on the back foot, he froze and resorted to giving the V with his bridge arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 He was ready for a nap or even a long rest and, when caught on the back foot, he froze and resorted to giving the V with his bridge arm. He kept within his comfort zone though hovering around the "D" , also seemed worried about getting snookered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 He kept within his comfort zone though hovering around the "D" , also seemed worried about getting snookered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendy_1984 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 These snooker puns not gone too far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendy_1984 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 (edited) Sorry double kiss... I mean post Edited October 30, 2008 by Prendy_1984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 These snooker puns not gone too far? Not yet and we heard you the first time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Back to football then. D D D, Lewis Alessandra! Ah yes , I see it now I'm going a bit >>Loopy<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Ah yes , I see it now I'm going a bit >>Loopy<< Foul...free shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 This thread is about as funny as Cannon & Ball........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 This thread is about as funny as Cannon & Ball........ Or You've Been Framed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Or You've Been Framed. Or Big Break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I don't know how long I waited in the cue, but it seemed like a century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 If we break off from the snooker and get back to the addressing of the object ball, and kick the yellow ball with an even-sighted master eye, for a maximum power shot by the running side, we could win by a shot to nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Is it 1.47 already.. Where's the day gone........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 No more snooker puns. There was a similar cue at Baker Street station this morning, changing from the Hammersmith & City line to the Bakerloo, going south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 There was a similar cue at Baker Street station this morning, changing from the Hammersmith & City line to the Bakerloo, going south. Could have avoided the cue on the baulk line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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