BP1960 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 Before being beasted by Gerry Taggart, Andy Ritchie and Rick Holden come on for Latics. A slightly shaken Tevez is substituted and is last seen hailing a taxi to the warmer climes of Rochdale, so up steps Rick Holden clutching several pies to take the penalty and he's.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 A slightly shaken Tevez is substituted and is last seen hailing a taxi to the warmer climes of Rochdale, so up steps Rick Holden clutching several pies to take the penalty and he's.............. forced to halt his run-up when his trilby blows off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) forced to halt his run-up when his trilby blows off... Rick Holden fancies an hat trick. GOAAAAAAAAAAAAL Oldham Athletic 2 Tranmere Rovers 1 Holden scores, but is booked for climbing to the upper main stand and celebrating by buying another pie. Tranmere bring on their substitute John Aldridge and he's immediately through on goal, but............. Edited February 23, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Rick Holden fancies an hat trick. GOAAAAAAAAAAAAL Oldham Athletic 2 Tranmere Rovers 1 Holden scores, but is booked for climbing to the upper main stand and celebrating by buying another pie. Tranmere bring on their substitute John Aldridge and he's immediately through on goal, but............. The Chaddy End roof, desperate for repairs, blows off and deservedly knocks the annoying little tw@@ out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) but the lights go out, as those pesky copper thieves cut through the mains cable A police investigation reveals it's a floodlight failure due to the electric on the meter running out and Simon Corney makes an announcement for an old shilling so they can restart the match, Diego Sideburns answers the plea and the match is back on, the referee adds on another 30 minutes stoppage time, it's now after midnight, but no one realise Aldridge scored from the spot in the dark and it's now 2-2 What does manger Paul Dickov do now ? Edited February 23, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 A police investigation reveals it's a floodlight failure due to the electric on the meter running and Simon Corney makes an announcement for an old shilling so they can restart the match, Diego Sideburns answers the plea and the match is back on, the referee adds on another 30 minutes stoppage time, it's now after midnight, but no one realise Aldridge scored from the spot in the dark and it's now 2-2 What does manger Paul Dickov do now ? How can Aldridge score? He's been knocked out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 A police investigation reveals it's a floodlight failure due to the electric on the meter running and Simon Corney makes an announcement for an old shilling so they can restart the match, Diego Sideburns answers the plea and the match is back on, the referee adds on another 30 minutes stoppage time, it's now after midnight, but no one realise Aldridge scored from the spot in the dark and it's now 2-2 What does manger Paul Dickov do now ? The fantastic noise coming from the acoustically-improved roofless Chaddy End inspires the manager and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) The Chaddy End roof, desperate for repairs, blows off and deservedly knocks the annoying little tw@@ out! The fantastic noise coming from the acoustically-improved roofless Chaddy End inspires the manager and... Aldridge scores from the spot it's 2-2, Latics manager Paul Dickov turns to plan F - but what is it ? Edited February 23, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 But he still scores from the spot it's 2-2, Latics manager Paul Dickov turns to plan F - but what is it ? Uri Geller, who is sat in the main stand and has bought the club, but yet to be announced, let's PD know, with Sam Allardyces' blue tooth, that there is an exciting young talent on his bench who WILL come on and score him goals - he replaces Darren Beckford with NO 12, David Fairclough...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) Uri Geller, who is sat in the main stand and has bought the club, but yet to be announced, let's PD know, with Sam Allardyces' blue tooth, that there is an exciting young talent on his bench who WILL come on and score him goals - he replaces Darren Beckford with NO 12, David Fairclough...... GOAAAAAAAAL Oldham Athletic 3 Tranmere Rovers 2 Uri Geller has worked his magic, Fairclough holding a bent spoon scores with his first touch, what will the Tranmere manager do now ? Edited February 23, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Fent Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 GOAAAAAAAAL Oldham Athletic 3 Tranmere Rovers 2 Uri Geller has worked his magic, Fairclough holding a bent spoon scores with his first touch, what will the Tranmere manager do now ? He rubs his hand against his beard and sighs. Meanwhile, several Oldham players are booked for celebrating. But what are they doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) He rubs his hand against his beard and sighs. Meanwhile, several Oldham players are booked for celebrating. But what are they doing? Manager Paul Dickov complains to the 4th official about the bookings and is promptly banished to the upper main stand RRE corner section. It's now 1am and there's still 30 minutes off stoppage time to be added on due to crowd disruption, collapsing stands, floodlight failures and streakers. It also appears the referee has lost the plot not noticing at least 7 substitutions from each team. Meanwhile back to the action and leading 3 - 2 Latics sit back with all 11 camped in their own penalty area. GOALLLLLLLL...Tranmere find a way though and equalise to make it 3 - 3. What will Paul Dickov's Plan G be now ?................................. Edited February 24, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Sinnott Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Manager Paul Dickov complains to the 4th official about the bookings and is promptly banished to the upper main stand RRE corner section. It's now 1am and there's still 30 minutes off stoppage time to be added on due to crowd disruption, collapsing stands, floodlight failures and streakers. It also appears the referee has lost the plot not noticing at least 7 substitutions from each team. Meanwhile back to the action and leading 3 - 2 Latics sit back with all 11 camped in their own penalty area. GOALLLLLLLL...Tranmere find a way though and equalise to make it 3 - 3. What will Paul Dickov's Plan G be now ?................................. Simon Corney steps in, closes the club and everyone gets on with their lives. The End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 Simon Corney steps in, closes the club and everyone gets on with their lives. The End. They think it's all over as Simon Corney plows millions into Droylsden FC - Lee Sinnot defects with him. Meanwhile on the pitch plan G is faltering, whats PD going to do now ?..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) They think it's all over as Simon Corney plows millions into Droylsden FC - Lee Sinnot defects with him. Meanwhile on the pitch plan G is faltering, whats PD going to do now ?..................... Start a boring match report thread Edited February 24, 2012 by Roger Ritchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 Start a boring match report thread Just like your own boring posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Just like your own boring posts. Does that make me Paul Dickov? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 Does that make me Paul Dickov? Don't know - does he post on here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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