opinions4u Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 He shoots high ... and Cisak hits the bar ... falling unconsious on the turf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) ...and as the referee shakes his head ruefully, and as Taylor wails and beats his fist into the sodden turf at the injustice of it all a quickly-taken free-kick leaves a Tranmere striker bearing down on the Latics goal at speed... He shoots high ... and Cisak hits the bar ... falling unconsious on the turf. But Taylor sporting his new jet black Elvis Presley haircut tracks back and shepherds the ball to Cisak who again falls unconscious he's had to go off with Matt Smith taking over in goal, Smith takes the goal kick and...... Edited February 22, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer1 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 thr ref blows his whistle and abandons the match due to high winge levels coming from the direction of the main stand! latics fans control the game and it seems its still not good enough for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 As the Ultras trudge towards the back of the RRE, Taylor scolds them angrily at length for not singing any Elvis Presley songs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 But Razza french kisses Diego in a rare show of supporter solidarity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) With both sets of fans in love with each other the match resumes, but several players upset the goodwill brawling after a dropped ball resulting in.............. Edited February 22, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Mrs Sideburns karate kicking Razza into touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 but Filipe Morais traps Razza on the tocuhline before flip-flapping his limp body round two bemused ballboys before .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Taylor shouts "Don't be cruel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Oldham youngster Kirk Millar runs off the bench and pulls his fellow winger Morais' moustache off (thus releasing his power) and takes over on the right wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 he passes across to Taylor, who takes on his man, and with him a good five yards away Taylor inexplicably takes a dive tumble to the ground.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 before having a go at the groundsman for his repeated failure to sink the sprinklers deep enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisbrogan Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 ...a period of scrappy play ensues in the crowded midfield. Oh Jesus, it's scrappy. And so crowded and congested. WTF is this? I can't watch this, I'm going for a piss. What time do they open the gates? So scrappy. Oh hang on, we've won a free kick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 but Filipe Morais traps Razza just leave it at that bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 ...a period of scrappy play ensues in the crowded midfield. Oh Jesus, it's scrappy. And so crowded and congested. WTF is this? I can't watch this, I'm going for a piss. What time do they open the gates? So scrappy. Oh hang on, we've won a free kick... but the lights go out, as those pesky copper thieves cut through the mains cable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 The PA announces that a torch will illuminate the Chaddy Tuck Shop, where SC will be available to answer questions, while the cable is being re-connected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisbrogan Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 but the lights go out, as those pesky copper thieves cut through the mains cable ...after a two hour delay (and payment of a £75 call out - in itself paid for by appropriating the Strike It Lucky takings) the electrics are restored. The copper thief was shown to be non other than Simon Corney who is lead off by local police saying that he had the idea to steal the copper whilst on holiday in Rossendale. Play can resume and an apathetic murmour reverberates around the ground as super-sub, Mike Newton appears stripped and ready for action... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 ...after a two hour delay (and payment of a £75 call out - in itself paid for by appropriating the Strike It Lucky takings) the electrics are restored. The copper thief was shown to be non other than Simon Corney who is lead off by local police saying that he had the idea to steal the copper whilst on holiday in Rossendale. Play can resume and an apathetic murmour reverberates around the ground as super-sub, Mike Newton appears stripped and ready for action... only to be yellow-carded immediately for stripping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) only to be yellow-carded immediately for stripping... PD indicates for Chaddy the Owl to warm up, however, Chaddy does not hear him (the suit and all that), and stays wehere he is, PD says that Chaddy is finished at Oldham Athletic. But hark, Simon Corney comes down to the touchline and explains all. PD says he will buy him a new head to match the a badge as well, and then instructs Simon to warm up instead. Such is Simon Corneys' pent up frustration of waiting to play all these years, he starts giving tickets away for a pittance... Edited February 22, 2012 by singe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 PD indicates for Chaddy the Owl to warm up, however, Chaddy does not hear him (the suit and all that), and stays wehere he is, PD says that Chaddy is finished at Oldham Athletic. But hark, Simon Corney comes down to the touchline and explains all. PD says he will buy him a new head to match the a badge as well, and then instructs Simon to warm up instead. Such is Simon Corneys' pent up frustration of waiting to play all these years, he starts giving tickets away for a pittance... and Chaddy the Owl consults Carlos Tevez for advice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) It's been an exciting first half, more off the field than on, with all the main upper stand Latics fans ejected from the ground for moaning about the 0-0 scoreline. However, they have all paid £20 to come back in only to find the pies have sold out (Paul Dickov complains to the 4th official about that). Tranmere kick off the second half and immediately lose possession to Chris Elvis Taylor who............... Edited February 22, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 strikes from the half-way line. It's looking very, very good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 strikes from the half-way line. It's looking very, very good... as the PA announces that more pies have arrived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 as the PA announces that more pies have arrived GOAAAAAAAAAAALL (most miss it as they are in the 1,000 strong queue for a pie). Oldham Athletic 1 Tranmere Rovers 0. Stand in goalkeeper Matt Smith rolls the ball to centre back James Tarkowski who dribbles past all 11 Tranmere players and Filipe Morias to cheekily back heel the ball into the net. He is immediately substituted for neglecting his defensive duties. On comes the Latics substitute new signing Paulo Skolowski. Trammere kick off and hit a long ball which stand in goalkeeper Matt Smith............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 GOAAAAAAAAAAALL (most miss it as they are in the 1,000 strong queue for a pie). Oldham Athletic 1 Tranmere Rovers 0. Stand in goalkeeper Matt Smith rolls the ball to centre back James Tarkowski who dribbles past all 11 Tranmere players and Filipe Morias to cheekily back heel the ball into the net. He is immediately substituted for neglecting his defensive duties. On comes the Latics substitute new signing Paulo Skolowski. Trammere kick off and hit a long ball which stand in goalkeeper Matt Smith............. deflects off the corner of his head, into the Ultras... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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