BP1960 Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) deflects off the corner of his head, into the Ultras... Stand in goalkeeper Matt Smith heads the corner kick out to the halfway line where it's picked up by the still concussed Alex Cisak who shoots from long range and............. Edited February 22, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Villains Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Stand in goalkeeper Matt Smith heads the corner kick out to the halfway line where it's picked up by the still concussed Alex Cisak who shoots from long range and............. ...hits Corney on the head; his eyes spin wildy for a moment before both slowing. *clunk* BAR *clunk* another BAR! Simon does a little jig, plays a tune on a recorder, and immediately starts :censored:ting out gold coins. 'I've won!' shouts Cisak, 'I've :censored:ing won!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticMark Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 ...hits Corney on the head; his eyes spin wildy for a moment before both slowing. *clunk* BAR *clunk* another BAR! Simon does a little jig, plays a tune on a recorder, and immediately starts :censored:ting out gold coins. 'I've won!' shouts Cisak, 'I've :censored:ing won!' Meanwhile, a topless Gordon Lawton appears on the touchline and . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) ...assists Cisak, grabbing several of the gold coins together. But Cisak doesn't realise Rovers striker Enoch Showumni blazing through the middle with the ball staring into an empty net. He lines up to rifle home but just at that moment a collossol boom and a puff of smoke spontaniously erupts! Emerging from the haze is a toad. ENOCH SHUWOMNI HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A TOAD! But by who?? Edited February 22, 2012 by Frankly Mr Shankly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Fent Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Enoch Showumni is substituted by new Tranmere signing Neymar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laticsmad Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Enoch Showumni is substituted by new Tranmere signing Neymar And the ghost of Roger Palmer appears on the sidelines and says.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latics_Fanatic Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 And the ghost of Roger Palmer appears on the sidelines and sings.......... 'Enoch's got a massive cock, Enoch, Enoch, he tucks it in his football sock, Enoch, Enoch' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) GOAL Oldham Athletic 1 Tranmere Rovers 1 A catastrophe for Latics as stand in goalkeeper Matt Smith heads a Tranmere corner kick into his own net, the still groggy Alex Cisack goes back in goal, Smith is substituted and replaced by new signing........................ Edited February 23, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Carlos Tevez, who immediately warms up then refuses to take part. Dickov warms up and takes to the field, immediately taking the ball running like fury toward the Tranmere goal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 GOAL Oldham Athletic 1 Tranmere Rovers 1 A catastrophe for Latics as stand in goalkeeper Matt Smith heads a Tranmere corner kick into his own net, the still groggy Alex Cisack goes back in goal, Smith is substituted and replaced by new signing........................ Jimmy Krankie, who is smaller than Paul Doickov..just.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (Poor do if even in written fantasy we can't engineer a Latics win!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Latics kick off play it into the box.. and Lee Collett jumps out of the Rochdale Road End and heads it into the goal. Peels away with his shirt off only to run into 2 stewards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Latics kick off play it into the box.. and Lee Collett jumps out of the Rochdale Road End and heads it into the goal. Peels away with his shirt off only to run into 2 stewards One of them is Underdog and the other is her Husband...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Fent Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Ronnie Moore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Ronnie Moore Who pops the ball with his nose shouting 'we don't need one of these'......hooooffffffff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Fent Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Who pops the ball with his nose shouting 'we don't need one of these'......hooooffffffff Sean Gregan kicks the ball back onto the pitch and the ball appears to be pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slystallone Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Sean Gregan kicks the ball back onto the pitch and the ball appears to be pink Where's Moussa Dabo in all this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Fent Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 doing an exclusive interview with Gordon and Roy about his hell of being stuck in a lift at the Best Western Hotel in Bardsley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) Well it's 1 - 1 after 90 minutes, but the referee has added on 40 minutes stoppage time due to off the pitch shenanigans. Latics send a long ball into the opposition penalty area and Paul Dickov is knocked into the 8th row of the Chaddy end, the ref points to the spot, Tranmere are furious claiming it was a dive, the kick is to be taken by....................... Edited February 23, 2012 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc-latics Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 ..rob purdie, but when composing himself he gets a headache deciding which way to put the ball and has to be stretchered off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) Jimmy Krankie, who is smaller than Paul Doickov..just.. signed on loan from the Siberian club SKA-Energia Khabarovsk, where they turn over two pages at once, like I did on this thread... Edited February 23, 2012 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 signed on loan from the Siberian club SKA-Energia Khabarovsk, where they turn over two pages at once, like I did on this thread... After consulting his wife about the number of sunshine hours in Oldham as compared to Rio De Janeiro new signing Carlos Tevez steps up to take the penalty and he's ................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 After consulting his wife about the number of sunshine hours in Oldham as compared to Rio De Janeiro new signing Carlos Tevez steps up to take the penalty and he's ................................ heckled by LaticsLee, closely followed by several fist-waving fans... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldhamandy1 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Seeing this makes Tevez depressed and he picks up the ball and walks off the pitch mutterting to himself about a lack of cinemas in the town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlossopLatic Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Seeing this makes Tevez depressed and he picks up the ball and walks off the pitch mutterting to himself about a lack of cinemas in the town. Before being beasted by Gerry Taggart, Andy Ritchie and Rick Holden come on for Latics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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