Nervous_Tic Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Embarrassing incidents for me have generally involved beer, puke, and mothers. I think they have been covered previously on t'other big thread. The most infamous of these have to include the time when I threw up down the side of the sofa drunk, in front of my mum. On that same night on the way home I also fell in the road in front of a passing car, avoiding certain death by "around 3 inches" according to my very shocked mates (whose job it was to hold me up. Gits! ) The other time was when I chundered in my mate's mother's bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The other time was when I chundered in my mate's mother's bed. Did any of it hit her? :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Anyway, I'll presume you've all had your tea now. Many moons ago, I went to my college Christmas dinner, it was a full on penguin suit do. Must have been a blue moon that night, as I ended up getting lucky with a young lady. Went back to her campus room for x, y and z - so the next morning, I'm walking home, still 3/4 cut from epic quantities of wine, wearing my dinner suit complete with undone bow tie hanging down my neck. Obviously also wearing a big grin. Now I thought in my hazy condition that the reason I was getting so many horrified/iffy looks was that the locals were outraged to see a styuuuudent walking through town, clearly in a state and dressed up like a prize ponce, whilst they were on their way into work. I did after all walk straight through the middle of York centre just before 9AM. Only when I got in and looked at the mirror did it occur to me that they might have been staring at the thick coating of what I will politely describe as, "lady's love juices," that was forming the appearance of a smutty mask over my face and head. Ah well, these things happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I was a bit embarrassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 But not too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 These things are sent to try us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 What doesn't kill me makes me stronger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 MWAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Someone will skank me at the last minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Bet its Maddog or IM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Never cheated before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Gasp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Dash for the line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Get in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Get in there Plllleeease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I am god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Is that it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JimiT Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I'm so far behind with this thread, ain't got a scoob what's going on. Nice cheating LL, superb story too. I have a few such tales, but they'll have to wait for another time. Stipes, if you're coming over at Chesterfield, I've a decent album for you, repay the Midlake, which I'm enjoying. Very melodic. Unlike the equally enjoyable rabble IM gave me. Superb country punk (note to admin, need a proper punk smiley thing). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inspectormorose Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Unlike the equally enjoyable rabble IM gave me. Superb country punk (note to admin, need a proper punk smiley thing). Glad you liked it mate,thanks for reminding me as well said i'd do Mr S a copy and it had slipped from my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StipeTripe Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Glad you liked it mate,thanks for reminding me as well said i'd do Mr S a copy and it had slipped from my mind. Mind it had slipped mine that I said I'd do you copies of Midlake too IM, I will, Jason Lee of "My Name Is Earl " is a fan, which is recommendation on its own. Ok Jimi I'll take a copy whatever it is, glad you like the Midlake. Nah then LL "how rude" on soooooooooooo many levels, cheating, vulgar, shameless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Dont know what anyone is on about, so see the pic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 LL cheated his way to post 1000, Gillian will cut his boils orf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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