StipeTripe Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Thanks Stipe, think i might be seeing that choclate muffin again in the next minute or so. no problem SW Make sure you project it into the shed tho' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Will this do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloydy Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 HaHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 My photoshop skills are crude when work only actually have MS paint on my pc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) I bumped in to Jimi on the bus this morning and had a quick catch up, I said that I hoped Chris Hall can fill the gap if Porter leaves - if ever there was a day to prove that he isn't going to do it then today is it. Pillock. Edited May 29, 2007 by beag_teeets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I bumped in to Jimi Did it hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimiT Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Did it hurt? Good to see you again BT, been a while, hence why I barely recognised you. I immediately thought of what you'd said when I read about Chris Hall. Typical, eh? Hopefully this fine weather will continue to provide some much need perving opportunities. There were some fine looking students about today. Best thing about summer, imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 That area is always good for that!!!! :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Been slow on here for a few days. Any family crisis in progress?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StipeTripe Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Perving opportunities eh? Disgraceful and shocking. Have you got a camera on your moby Jimi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StipeTripe Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Been slow on here for a few days. Any family crisis in progress?? Been very busy meself but I'd say its the general nature of these threads they ebb and flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 oh yes i agree, runs slow and fast......up and down. like a yoyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Been slow on here for a few days. Any family crisis in progress?? My mum's cat and chief rival to mine and my brother's inheritance has a bleeding arse. It's off to the vet today, I'll keep you all updated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Nice imagery, glad i read this at the end of lunch and not the beginning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 If this was on the Real Big Thread I would have headed it, “And then the Vicar came in!” or something like that. If nothing else it will give Stipey’s sick mind more ammunition to target against me. Went out with colleagues straight from work last night, it turned into a proper session, sort of a Thursday is the New Friday. It ended up with people piling back to my new place for après-pub drinks. People gradually drifted off until there were only 4 of us left. At this point, Very Gay Colleague, who was hammered, went outside for a cigarette. Unbeknowns to me, he decided to investigate the terraced garden in the pitch darkness. The first indication of trouble was a high pitched girly scream, followed immediately by a splash. It seems he had misjudged exactly where the fish pond started and was in up to his waist. This happened just as everyone was about to leave, and the other two headed off after having a laugh at his misfortune. I went off to find him some clothes, and came back to find that my new housemate, who resembles Alf Garnett as much for his tolerant world views as for his liking of West Ham, had met my colleague. Who was at that point stripped off down to a disturbingly small pair of soaking wet pants, and was mincing about completely unabashed. To round off the good impression I was making, my friend proceeded to be sick on an epic scale all over my bathroom while waiting for his taxi, and was too ashamed to come out for all of 2 hours, despite me telling him it didn’t matter, and that I plainly knew he’d done it as an overpowering smell of vomit was starting to take over the whole downstairs of the house. When he finally came out he passed out on the floor whilst I spent a good 30 minutes mopping and wiping, and I had to manhandle him to make him lie down on the settee. All good fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 If this was on the Real Big Thread I would have headed it, “And then the Vicar came in!” or something like that. If nothing else it will give Stipey’s sick mind more ammunition to target against me. Went out with colleagues straight from work last night, it turned into a proper session, sort of a Thursday is the New Friday. It ended up with people piling back to my new place for après-pub drinks. People gradually drifted off until there were only 4 of us left. At this point, Very Gay Colleague, who was hammered, went outside for a cigarette. Unbeknowns to me, he decided to investigate the terraced garden in the pitch darkness. The first indication of trouble was a high pitched girly scream, followed immediately by a splash. It seems he had misjudged exactly where the fish pond started and was in up to his waist. This happened just as everyone was about to leave, and the other two headed off after having a laugh at his misfortune. I went off to find him some clothes, and came back to find that my new housemate, who resembles Alf Garnett as much for his tolerant world views as for his liking of West Ham, had met my colleague. Who was at that point stripped off down to a disturbingly small pair of soaking wet pants, and was mincing about completely unabashed. To round off the good impression I was making, my friend proceeded to be sick on an epic scale all over my bathroom while waiting for his taxi, and was too ashamed to come out for all of 2 hours, despite me telling him it didn’t matter, and that I plainly knew he’d done it as an overpowering smell of vomit was starting to take over the whole downstairs of the house. When he finally came out he passed out on the floor whilst I spent a good 30 minutes mopping and wiping, and I had to manhandle him to make him lie down on the settee. All good fun. meh. Lightweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 LL spent all that time writing them paragraphs and you reply with two words, one that isnt even a word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 LL spent all that time writing them paragraphs and you reply with two words, one that isnt even a word! Tell me about it. Why doesn't he leave off his left handed mouse work and have a look at my CV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Tell me about it. Why doesn't he leave off his left handed mouse work and have a look at my CV? I've been ill, which is why I've been wasting so much time on OWTB. I'll look at your CV today. I think it's almost finished, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardlelatic Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 If this was on the Real Big Thread I would have headed it, “And then the Vicar came in!†or something like that. If nothing else it will give Stipey’s sick mind more ammunition to target against me. Went out with colleagues straight from work last night, it turned into a proper session, sort of a Thursday is the New Friday. It ended up with people piling back to my new place for après-pub drinks. People gradually drifted off until there were only 4 of us left. At this point, Very Gay Colleague, who was hammered, went outside for a cigarette. Unbeknowns to me, he decided to investigate the terraced garden in the pitch darkness. The first indication of trouble was a high pitched girly scream, followed immediately by a splash. It seems he had misjudged exactly where the fish pond started and was in up to his waist. This happened just as everyone was about to leave, and the other two headed off after having a laugh at his misfortune. I went off to find him some clothes, and came back to find that my new housemate, who resembles Alf Garnett as much for his tolerant world views as for his liking of West Ham, had met my colleague. Who was at that point stripped off down to a disturbingly small pair of soaking wet pants, and was mincing about completely unabashed. To round off the good impression I was making, my friend proceeded to be sick on an epic scale all over my bathroom while waiting for his taxi, and was too ashamed to come out for all of 2 hours, despite me telling him it didn’t matter, and that I plainly knew he’d done it as an overpowering smell of vomit was starting to take over the whole downstairs of the house. When he finally came out he passed out on the floor whilst I spent a good 30 minutes mopping and wiping, and I had to manhandle him to make him lie down on the settee. All good fun. So what your tyrying to say is, you were drunk with a half naked man in your house ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 So what your tyrying to say is, you were drunk with a half naked man in your house ?? Drunk, with an almost totally gay naked man in your house, after he "fell in the pond" (that old chestnut). And another house guest was being sick all over the shop. What was really going on last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 So just to re cap on LL's night in At this point, a Very Gay Colleague, who was hammered, went outside for a cigarette I went off to find him some clothes Who was at that point stripped off down to a disturbingly small pair of soaking wet pants, and was mincing about completely unabashed. I spent a good 30 minutes mopping and wiping I had to manhandle him to make him lie down on the settee. All good fun. ..........indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Classic. In the man's own words... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Becketts Anchor Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 My mum's cat and chief rival to mine and my brother's inheritance has a bleeding arse. It's off to the vet today, I'll keep you all updated. Anyway, since LL has other things on his mind ( ?) I thought I'd say that the cat is on the road to recovery. No blood on the thermometer today apparently. I've heard LL singing the praises of his new house - obviously it is much livlier than the old one, although it sounds a bit Barrymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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