I heard this from someone who didnt go;
Big Bully Greegan was behind the dogsheds giving Carrot Top Taylor chinese burns and wedgies on account of his ginger hair, when who should come round the corner? its "badboy" Hughes, on seeing Greegans bullying, Hughes launches himself into the fray, rescuing the tearfull Taylor from the rabid Greegan. At that precise moment Headmaster John Sheriden appears, and immediatley blames Hughes (his reputation preceeds him you know). Hughes cant believe it, he's done so much for the community, but why should he bother? he always gets the blame, he sees red when Sheridan ses "yer nowt but a pub team player" and grabs the headmaster round the neck . Taylor realises through tear sodden eyes that the whole sorry episode has been caught on CCTV "Scatter!" he yells, and all 3 of the naughty players leg it , leaving the sore necked Sheriden wondering why they cant move that fast on a Saturday.
like i say he didnt go