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Hearing rumours on twitter that they give you a free pie with your pint at the Sparrow.

Why, are you good at ironing?

STEALING A TAXPAYER FUNDED WAGE MWAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SHOULD SEE MY PENSION

"' er indoors"? I'm at work and he's cooking my tea.

What did I see? Can I believe that what I sawThat night was real and not just fantasy?

Jesus fuck. I hate football.

No, the sole reason we went down was because Moimbe pulled Tom Eaves' hair. (it's Friday, let me have my fun)

Picking up where I left off in May.

Am I right in thinking he played in both games v Everton?

Slowly, slowly?

Was genuinely puzzled by this til I worked out that 'c***' wasn't what I thought it was.

We haven't got a dog. You need to stop doing that.

Yeah fair point, knock it down and build flats.

You've got to say, this whole saga is a unique way to pay tribute to your club's greatest ever manager.

Fire/H&S officer?

Aye but once I realised we were playing O'Grady up front on his own I was desperate for another drink.

No bar in the away stand. There is no way I'm watching that sober.

Bradford 3 Latics 1 (HT 2-1 ) Désiré 16222

Grimsby 2 Latics 1 (HT 1-0) Vera 3990

Latics 0 Crewe 2 (HT 0-2) 3111

Forest Green 4 Latics 1 (HT 3-0) Vera 2875

On our way to Dave's funeral me and @leeslover were speculating about what music he'd picked for the service. (he was very proactive about putting his affairs in order when he was ill so we knew he'd have organised the funeral himself) Knowing he was a big Chris Rea fan i wondered if he'd gone for Road To Hell; leeslover agreed it couldn't be ruled out. The funeral was as emotional as you'd imagine; everyone had a lot of affection for him and his family were utterly devastated to lose him so young. He was a lovely bloke (if, according to his oldest mates, a tight arse) and his approach to his illness and making the most of what time he had left was, at the risk of being mawkish, inspirational. He didn't go for Road to Hell as it turned out. We left the crematorium to the sound of Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees. Rest in peace Dave you twisted get. https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/david-stringer2

What? I like all his posts on Instagram. I'm sure he's a lovely bloke. I just think, on the basis of what I've seen, that he's a dreadful footballer.

£60k. Yeah.