BlueJazzer

That's disgraceful. He should get a life ban not a 5 year ban.

More chance of Danny Whittaker having a perm in 3 years.... :-)

I want to see the poem.

£5 paid for 4 or more goals.

Phil Dermott is a fireman. Used to be at my station. Might have to drop him a text.....

Don't have to go swimming. Go out in a boat and look out for a red dot appearing. The one that signifies something of interest. Then jump in.

Oooh I liked that film. If u watch closely, when Anne Heche falls over in the famous shower scene you can see her asshole! I couldn't believe the editors had missed it! I loved that! Sorry, does that make me weird?

I don't know what points spread means either.

The final episode of series 4, (or was it second to last?) was my favourite. When chicken man goes to see wheelchair ding ding man at the nursing home. (I'm being vague just in case some have you haven't got that far). When he comes out of the room and straightens his tie. Wow, just wow.

One thing I will add is walk! I've been a few times and done the underground, which is great but you miss so much. Walked from Central Park down to battery park one day and saw so much stuff that would have normally missed. You can plan a route and see something 'famous' pretty much every block! Kebabs from street vendors. Just awesome. Think they're more like gyros or whatever the Eastern European kebab thing is. Still damn tasty though. Further to what was said earlier about going up the Rockefeller. Last time I went I did that, so my photos have the Empire State in them. Much better than being at the top of the empire and having the Rockefeller in your pics (IMO).....

It's sad but you would be amazed at how big of a rant I go on when anybody brings this up in conversation! Although to be fair it wasn't a bad film.....

Ha ha, I likey. Sons of Apathy...... Can't get online at the mo but a mate says he picks people up in his chopper, flies them out to sea, then parachutes out and switches off his system. So then they have to swim all the way back or switch off. Cruel, but funny all the same. And apparently the character mouths move if your speaking into a headset, which is just damn clever. Anyone seen the great white shark yet?

Ooh I like that. It's like the guys from GTA V are building it!

Sky sports app have a ill video of Chris Taylor and 2 other Bstard Rovers players trying to score direct from a corner. Two of them score 3 (goal first attempt with left foot and second attempt with right). The other scores 36. I'll not spoil it by telling you which one failed miserably.......

Oops. Beat me to it.

Just got in. Who went off injured?

Thinking Sid....

I wish thus hurry up and announce the team. I wanna put my bet on! 2-1 win but can't pick first scorer until thy announce the bloody line-up!

Oi where's the dyslexics.

Ok. I'm thoroughly bored with chaddy end regular now. One annoying bastardo. Can anyone tell me how I can block him so I don't have to read his drivel? Using iPhone and can't get access on a desktop/laptop for awhile.

Isn't it lost 4 and drawn 1 in the last 5 now? It doesn't matter how much we like LJ, or how well we appear to be playing, or how unlucky we are. It's terrible form, and were lucky that there's a few teams playing worse than us at the moment. Happy clappers or doomongers. It's a worrying run that we don't appear to be looking like getting out of any time soon. And as for slagging each other off on here over differing opinions? What are you, 12 years old? Come on fellas, you're better than that.

It'll cost money wherever they find. And what pollutants? It's never been a tip?

What was the outcome of the derker idea? I remember it being mooted when the failsworth thing was being bounced around. Big enough site, farmers could be bribed to sell a bit if required. There will never be a golf course there in the memory of man. It's on a main road. Has a metrolink stop. The area could do with regenerating. It's nowhere near man :censored:ty. It's an OL1 postcode for the purists. If done correctly roads come go directly from the 'site' to ripponden road at moorside as well as onto Higginshaw lane. It sounds perfect? Almost too perfect?

Trevor woke up halfway up a mountain, pissed, wearing a dress this morning. Laughed my tits off at that!

Does Billy whisper Awooga.... in his ear?