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Words fail me you Stevie! Hurry up and come back Pete; I need someone to tell me how good I am!

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Back on topic: Can't we all just be football fwends?

Makes sense to move Count Dracula into coaching. Apparently, he struggled with crosses

I would love to get involved when I come back. I have just finished my 7th AFL masters season. After 6 cracked/broken ribs, 3 concussions, 2 broken noses and medial ligament damage repair in my right knee, at 53, walking football is probably a safer alternative. Although I may have an inclination to pick the ball up a few times until I get used to the rules again!

And yet still cannot count to potato

Figuratively speaking; possibly

I know a school teacher called Amanda Legge. What I wouldn't give for a 20 goal a season striker...

I added brackets into an equation for the first time on Sunday and the wife nearly killed me. The TV fell off the wall.

You can lead a brain to wonder, but you cant make it think

Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon; you come and go, you come and go...

Oi, teacher...

No, it just means that he has signed for a table topper

Bloody hell, that means I have to get up at 4:30! The things I do...

4-1-4-1 is old hat now; he will be fine in the new 0-7-3

But, but, I come from the procrastination!!

How about Winchester the General He'll shoot you down He'll laugh when he beats you Like Crusty the Clown! Hey Hey To the tune of the old Winchester Cathedral song. Jesus, I cannot believe I remember that

To be fair, the Athleticos probably sing exactly the same way Collingwood supporters could learn a thing or two from that! I saw what you did there

Oi, teacher; leave them kids alone...

Oh Dear God!

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Well, Robbie Fowler is back there...

Awww you cant hate the Epsom Mad Funkers! Only Yoko Ono is allowed that privilege

Excellent and well structured post and probably the main reason why I live in Australia. It is almost Churchillesque in its brilliance. However, sadly, I do not believe that Britain and England have exclusivity on righteous pomp or historical entitlements. Australia has no history to speak of, yet for all its 'multicultural harmony', it still cannot deliver as it is one of the most racist and bigoted countries on the planet. Similarly, the U.S seem hell bent on playing catch up by cramming thousands of years of global acrimonious history into 238 of their own. Unfortunately, until the World's leaders finally come to the conclusion as one that governance is not based on their own fragile egos, pride and arrogance, the likes of the Imperial Holy Roman Army, or the British Empire or Manchester Citeh or whatever the latest embodiment of evil is called, will always be there, spoiling it for everyone else. Having said that, I hate celery

I am not a Bigot. I just don't like the opposition!