Can never tell if you're being serious Monty ( I get a headache halfway through reading most of your posts ) but if you are good luck for the future.
I'm my brother's carer, who's got early onset dementia, and it's pretty hard work.
The few times he's happy are when Latic's score, he's having a pint (shandy) or somebody wins some money on bloody Tipping Point !!
Best Wishes to anyone in poor health.