I took my sister to BP during the Richie season when we stayed up with wins against Stoke and Reading at the end of the season. Took her to the Gillingham game (we lost 1-4). Conversation went like this.
Me-right, we play in blue which is the team playing towards us.
Sis-right, why do the other team wear a different colour.
Me- because we need to know who to pass to.
Sis-ok. Yeeesssssss! (Sis is jumping up and down-At this point Gillingham score, all eyes in the chaddy are glaring at me and her, including all the 'cool' kids from my year at school)
Me-Sit down you silly cow.
Sis-why is noone cheering?
Me- Face palm.
I'd like to add this happened on two more occasions before the end of the game. We no longer speak about football, Oldham or THAT day.