What the HELL is going on here?
Either Dave Penney has been playing Subbuteo ............
.........................Or our model has been playing Blow Football in the Manager's Office. Now, I don't know about you, but the thought of that young lady wearing a Latics kit including those shorts - which are a bit too tight - bending over the desk with straw perched suggestively between her soft and moist lips, the gentle swaying of her hair slightly impeding the progress of the ball, well, I think I had better get down to BP as she would certainly need to be "disciplined"