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Hughes: Gaffer, sorry Shez, can you go over the story again.

Shez: For the third time, you tell Gregan that Taylor says hes a got a small todger. Greegs smacks him and gets fined 2 weeks wages so we only get a slap on the wrist for having a few.

Hughes: So I get you in a headlock like this and tell taylor..

Shez: FFS..

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Hughes: I got a rhyme for ya Shezza

 

A Footballer just out of wedlock

gets his boss into a headlock

Whilst bonding with mates

the defender masturb*tes

Ending the whole night in deadlock

 

ha ha ha ha ha

 

shez: Not while Im in charge !!!!!

 

Hughes: walking up to Greegan

 

Dont say owt Sean but Chrissy Taylor thinks your sexy

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LH: Ya know, Shez, you've got lovely eyes...

 

...and that cheeky little smile, well

 

JS: Piss off flatterer, I'll still bollock yer if yer don't bang a couple in on Sat.

 

LH: Don't make me laugh, what can you do? Bring Fatty from Hull on? Great move.

 

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Bob, Whats the prize and who's judging it. I vote Hughesy and Shez should judge!

Let's have a poll.

Hughesy and Shez.

TTA

Taylor and Gregan.

 

Prize. Night at the dogs with Sean Gregan!!

the prize is lee hughes's hair brush

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the prize is lee hughes's hair brush

This is getting silly now!!! If such a thing exist, it will be a valuable antique one day, so can I have firsat prize please?

 

P.S. Bob, where in Israel are you? I was there for holiday back in 1980 and loved the place. We spent some time in Nahariyah, then traveled around a bit.

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