Snookmeister Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ....last night (no not one of those dreams...) that I'm winning the Euro Millions rollover this week. Once I do, Failsworth is off and we redevelop BP. Chaddy is the away end, Azure catering get sacked and the car park gets those pot holes filled in............. All hail your new owner!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) I bet people still moan. About the players you have bought, why we have failed to win the Champions LEague 7 times and the fact the new 20k stadium lacks ambition. Oh an your marketing is rubbish. I think we need to see more details of your business plan.... Edited November 3, 2009 by singe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 You were doing so well until you mentioned the Chaddy as the away end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ....last night (no not one of those dreams...) that I'm winning the Euro Millions rollover this week. Once I do, Failsworth is off and we redevelop BP. Chaddy is the away end, Azure catering get sacked and the car park gets those pot holes filled in............. All hail your new owner!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ....last night (no not one of those dreams...) that I'm winning the Euro Millions rollover this week. Once I do, Failsworth is off and we redevelop BP. Chaddy is the away end, Azure catering get sacked and the car park gets those pot holes filled in............. All hail your new owner!!!! not good enough , we are looking for a billionaire not a millionaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snookmeister Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 You were doing so well until you mentioned the Chaddy as the away end. I only put that bit in to wind up the chaddy lot!! And as for my business plan?? We sign a load of decent players and get promoted. Frankly Mr Shankly is the new DJ (on the new pa system), My Mother in Law runs the catering (she's a great cook), Our American friends run a proper cheer leading squad, we compulsory purchase all the houses on Carlton way (just to piss them off), resign Sean Jarvis, and we all settle into our newly built stadium (which is designed to resemble cotton mills - just to give the TV cameras something to base their usual pre-FA cup reports on) and watch the Brazilian football take us on our charge back to the Premier League. Piece of cake this owning a footy club lark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I had a dream last night. It was great. F*ck all to do with Latics though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoytonBlueLad Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Will you still do Zigga Zagga from the directors box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snookmeister Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 Will you still do Zigga Zagga from the directors box? Of course!! That'd shake the stiffs up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I only put that bit in to wind up the chaddy lot!! And as for my business plan?? We sign a load of decent players and get promoted. Frankly Mr Shankly is the new DJ (on the new pa system), My Mother in Law runs the catering (she's a great cook), Our American friends run a proper cheer leading squad, we compulsory purchase all the houses on Carlton way (just to piss them off), resign Sean Jarvis, and we all settle into our newly built stadium (which is designed to resemble cotton mills - just to give the TV cameras something to base their usual pre-FA cup reports on) and watch the Brazilian football take us on our charge back to the Premier League. Piece of cake this owning a footy club lark. I have a question for you, in this new era of open-ness and fan consultation. You referrred to our American friends, now they are qualifying as Doctors, I think you should rethink your decision to appoint them as Club Dr and Physio. The damn place has been full since you did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowl Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have a question for you, in this new era of open-ness and fan consultation. You referrred to our American friends, now they are qualifying as Doctors, I think you should rethink your decision to appoint them as Club Dr and Physio. The damn place has been full since you did that. I wouldn't believe a word them 2 say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have a question for you, in this new era of open-ness and fan consultation. You referrred to our American friends, now they are qualifying as Doctors, I think you should rethink your decision to appoint them as Club Dr and Physio. The damn place has been full since you did that. We have enough players on the sick bed at the moment without employing a couple of hot Doctors to look after them!! We should be doing all we can to get them off the treatment table and onto the pitch, not the other way around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ..... oh yeah and Dan, can we get Peroni and/or Stella on draft around the stadium too please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBlue Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ..... oh yeah and Dan, can we get Peroni and/or Stella on draft around the stadium too please? Some locally brewed ale wouldn't go amiss either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Some locally brewed ale wouldn't go amiss either I might do a poll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.O.B. Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I might do a poll Anything except what your name suggests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I have a question for you, in this new era of open-ness and fan consultation. You referrred to our American friends, now they are qualifying as Doctors, I think you should rethink your decision to appoint them as Club Dr and Physio. The damn place has been full since you did that. I insist on being considered as Club Psychologist then. Don't worry, I won't have them feigning Mental Health issues and flocking to my couch..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Marshalls Hairdresser Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I insist on being considered as Club Psychologist then. Don't worry, I won't have them feigning Mental Health issues and flocking to my couch..... With your new found wealth! Would it be possible to ask you to purchase all the Frankie Bunn T-Shirts in the club shop!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 If the club employs me as Results Analyst I will even out any discrepancies and external factors in the results and league tables, ensuring promotion by November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snookmeister Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 You're all hired. Stella, Peroni and Magners all on draught. Guest ales alongside the fizzy stuff. The bloke who has just opened David's chippy in Littleborough (Dave, I'm guessing...) shall have an outlet in each stand. The concourses will have large screen tellys dotted around showing repeats of Neil Adam's/Scott Vernon's/Ryan Sugden's/ Neil Redfearn's famous goals Any other requests?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snookmeister Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 You're all hired. Stella, Peroni and Magners all on draught. Guest ales alongside the fizzy stuff. The bloke who has just opened David's chippy in Littleborough (Dave, I'm guessing...) shall have an outlet in each stand. The concourses will have large screen tellys dotted around showing repeats of Neil Adam's/Scott Vernon's/Ryan Sugden's/ Neil Redfearn's famous goals Any other requests?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 sod Dave and his chippy we want McDonalds outlets in the ground and the most important thing a heated smoking area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snookmeister Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 sod Dave and his chippy we want McDonalds outlets in the ground and the most important thing a heated smoking area Crap! how could I forget a smoking area (as a smoker myself.....)... One per stand. Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 You're all hired. Stella, Peroni and Magners all on draught. Guest ales alongside the fizzy stuff. The bloke who has just opened David's chippy in Littleborough (Dave, I'm guessing...) shall have an outlet in each stand. The concourses will have large screen tellys dotted around showing repeats of Neil Adam's/Scott Vernon's/Ryan Sugden's/ Neil Redfearn's famous goals Any other requests?? 10 free flights each season for any latics fan living more than 2000km away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 and a direct tram from the white hart to BP at 2;56pm with pint pot holders in each carriage to finish your ale, with the return journey at 4;45, unless we're playing really crap, then it comes earlier at 3;45. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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