boboafc Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 watch out Marmite fans for some very exciting news on Monday i heard there will be Marmite flavoured toothpaste and Marmite cereal bars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 (edited) watch out Marmite fans for some very exciting news on Monday i heard there will be Marmite flavoured toothpaste and Marmite cereal bars I have a friend who was on holiday in some :censored:heap Spanish/Greek resort. He and his friends got on famously with the ladies next door, especially one pair (i.e. one of each). Anyway come the end of the holiday the male one of the pair had managed to get a key to the ladies' room. Whilst the women were out they all went in on the last day and put some Marmite toothpaste on their toothbrushes by shoving the toothbrushes up their arses. They then took photo's of themselves doing this. Using the lasses cameras. Edited March 26, 2010 by OldhamSheridan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I have a friend who was on holiday in some :censored:heap Spanish/Greek resort. He and his friends got on famously with the ladies next door, especially one pair (i.e. one of each). Anyway come the end of the holiday the male one of the pair had managed to get a key to the ladies' room. Whilst the women were out they all went in on the last day and put some Marmite toothpaste on their toothbrushes by shoving the toothbrushes up their arses. They then took photo's of themselves doing this. Using the lasses cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Those Marmite cereal bars are RANK! They were sending them out for free and on the wrapper its said "HAVE WE GONE TOO FAR?" I thought it was genious, allthough i would never buy them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 I have a friend who was on holiday in some :censored:heap Spanish/Greek resort. He and his friends got on famously with the ladies next door, especially one pair (i.e. one of each). Anyway come the end of the holiday the male one of the pair had managed to get a key to the ladies' room. Whilst the women were out they all went in on the last day and put some Marmite toothpaste on their toothbrushes by shoving the toothbrushes up their arses. They then took photo's of themselves doing this. Using the lasses cameras. I'd take that over marmite any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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leeslover Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 I'm not sure if I posted this before on here, but I actually got dragged into the dedicated Marmite shop, somewhere around Oxford/Regents St (ie tourist hell on a wet quiet Monday in February) during the Christmas rush. It had a sickly, fetid aroma of Death about it. Looking back, it was probably the moment the romance finally ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 I'm not sure if I posted this before on here, but I actually got dragged into the dedicated Marmite shop, somewhere around Oxford/Regents St (ie tourist hell on a wet quiet Monday in February) during the Christmas rush. It had a sickly, fetid aroma of Death about it. Looking back, it was probably the moment the romance finally ended. I saw this and thought of you. BTW I thought I was a Marmite Hater but I tried some today and...... yum yum.......I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downender2 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 I saw this and thought of you. BTW I thought I was a Marmite Hater but I tried some today and...... yum yum.......I love it! Diego...how do that happen..you're in your 60's ain't ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Incidentally, at Waitrose you can now buy Marmite Cheddar (i.e. Cheddar flavoured with Marmite) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 I'm not sure if I posted this before on here, but I actually got dragged into the dedicated Marmite shop, somewhere around Oxford/Regents St (ie tourist hell on a wet quiet Monday in February) during the Christmas rush. It had a sickly, fetid aroma of Death about it. Looking back, it was probably the moment the romance finally ended. Two soft boiled eggs. Two slices of Marmite on Warburton's, soldiered. Except for a proper rip-roaring pig-based fry-up, you're not beating that for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Diego...how do that happen..you're in your 60's ain't ya I'd got it into my head from many years ago that I disliked this particular one of Burton's finest products. However, yesterday Mrs. Sideburns put some on my cheese butty without telling me and I enjoyed it........ ....She said it was Marmite but now I've realised she's sneaking ingredients into my food, I'm beginning to wonder what she's up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downender2 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 (edited) I'd got it into my head from many years ago that I disliked this particular one of Burton's finest products. However, yesterday Mrs. Sideburns put some on my cheese butty without telling me and I enjoyed it........ ....She said it was Marmite but now I've realised she's sneaking ingredients into my food, I'm beginning to wonder what she's up to. be afraid...very afraid Edited September 7, 2010 by downender2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted September 7, 2010 Author Share Posted September 7, 2010 I'd got it into my head from many years ago that I disliked this particular one of Burton's finest products. However, yesterday Mrs. Sideburns put some on my cheese butty without telling me and I enjoyed it........ ....She said it was Marmite but now I've realised she's sneaking ingredients into my food, I'm beginning to wonder what she's up to. i knew you had great tastes latics and now marmite , how about last of the summer wine too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 i knew you had great tastes latics and now marmite , how about last of the summer wine too? Sorry Bob, not my taste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Two soft boiled eggs. Two slices of Marmite on Warburton's, soldiered. Except for a proper rip-roaring pig-based fry-up, you're not beating that for breakfast. a proper english breakfast did you know that marmite is issued to the SAS on operations ! apparently eating samll amounts during the day means you sweat a chemical produced by the marmite which makes bugs and critters not want to bite you rather usefull when your lying in the afghan mountins waiting to shoot binladen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 a proper english breakfast did you know that marmite is issued to the SAS on operations ! apparently eating samll amounts during the day means you sweat a chemical produced by the marmite which makes bugs and critters not want to bite you rather usefull when your lying in the afghan mountins waiting to shoot binladen So creatures that eat :censored: and diseased carcasses won't eat a fresh healthy soldier if he has just the faintest hint of that vile invention about him. Says it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayItLivo Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I've got to say, I'm pretty indifferent to Marmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 chocolate marmite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 All those who voted for the Love Party in the campaign fought alongside the 2010 General Election, will be glad to know the Party has now begun to fulfil its manifesto which promised "a Marmite shrine for lovers across the world to congregate and worship". Carved from Portland Stone, the sculpture nicknamed 'Monumite', is sited on the Trent Washlands as a demonstration of affection for one of Britain's most famous brands, made you-know-where. P.S. If you're from the Hate Party, just imagine it's a jar of Bovril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted December 31, 2010 Author Share Posted December 31, 2010 Marmite Drink Delicious cocktail drink made with marmite, vodka and juices. Includes ingredients and step by step instructions to make the Marmite cocktail drink: Ingredients For A Marmite Cocktail Drink 2 teaspoons of Marmite 45mls of Vodka 10mls lemon juice 60mls tomato juice Four drops Tabasco 2 teaspoons of Worcestershire sauce A pinch of salt and pepper Ice For The Garnish Lemon Wedge Celery Stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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