help_shiny Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'd like to have Leeslover put on the Lightweight Register for crawling off home at 6pm after two halves of shandy. Lovely meeting all the rest of you in the boozer after the game. WE ARE OLDHAM! WE ARE OLDHAM! WE ARE FOOTBALL KINGS! ps - Alan Hardy is a monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stevie_J Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'd like to have Leeslover put on the Lightweight Register for crawling off home at 6pm after two halves of shandy. Lovely meeting all the rest of you in the boozer after the game. WE ARE OLDHAM! WE ARE OLDHAM! WE ARE FOOTBALL KINGS! ps - Alan Hardy is a monster ...he wears a monster's hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'd like to have Leeslover put on the Lightweight Register for crawling off home at 6pm after two halves of shandy. Lovely meeting all the rest of you in the boozer after the game. WE ARE OLDHAM! WE ARE OLDHAM! WE ARE FOOTBALL KINGS! ps - Alan Hardy is a monster Without being rude... did I meet you? I met a lot of people I didn't know and drank a lot of things I shouldn't have drank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
help_shiny Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) Without being rude... did I meet you? I met a lot of people I didn't know and drank a lot of things I shouldn't have drank! It's possible, probable even. Let me paint a picture with words.....I was drunk*, quite tall, brown hair, green coat, cadging fags, occasionally breaking out into song*, vaguely remember banging on the windows when I left. & Stevie J, not sure why but the monsters hat comment has had me giggling. I need to work that into a song that I will sing every single game I go to. edit - I realise that the drunk/singing thing will have applied to more than one person in there! Edited September 20, 2011 by help_shiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Acks, H_S was the guy who was taller than LL. Post-game in the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Acks, H_S was the guy who was taller than LL. Post-game in the pub. Ahh, tall mother:censored:er! I'm all over it. I wonder who else I met.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Tic Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Goodness me, I probably shouldn't say too much about how my Saturday night ended. Great day out and good to put faces to more familiar names. Firstly though, who the hell did I go to that other pub with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Goodness me, I probably shouldn't say too much about how my Saturday night ended. Great day out and good to put faces to more familiar names. Firstly though, who the hell did I go to that other pub with? There was another Pub? I thought everyone went home when we bailed for the bright lights and short skirts of Roxy's!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentlats Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Yeah anoher pub? I'm getting slightly nervous about what else I'm forgetting now, I'm with you Ackey I thought everyone else went home early or did a 'Leeslover' as it shall now always be known as! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Tic Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I definitely went to another pub, with possibly 2 others. If everyone went home or went to Roxy's who the hell did I go with?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Obviously i dont know what you got up to NT, but my agents observed you with a Baroness the next day... Anyway, i have little to no defence against my charges. Late nights and the dramatic drinking pace just caught up with me and some rarely activated sense gene clicked on and told me i would be sleeping beneath a hedge in dundee if i didnt go home then. Still had a bottle of wine when i got in mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latic12345 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Ahh, tall mother:censored:er! I'm all over it. I wonder who else I met.... Let me step in as I was considerably more sober than you... We left Leyton (or Orient as it likes to be known) and there were still a fair few going in the Coach and Horses including Tulse, Baron, Help_Shiny. Maddog left a little before us but was on the same tube. We went towards Roxy. You got dinner in McDonalds. We then went to Roxy. You met a girl from Leeds. She was a nice girl but not all that attractive. We then went to Subway for food. I then went home and can't tell you what happened from then on in. I just hope your Subway was as good as mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted September 21, 2011 Author Share Posted September 21, 2011 I have no recollection of the McDonalds what so ever! I just about remember Leeds girl. She was filthy! Her mate took a right shine to Ry but he was having none of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 It must be true that having a little one gets the girls gagging for it. I will keep josh by my side next time we are out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 And then go home alone, arseholed at about 7pm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 You cant beat the real thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 It must be true that having a little one gets the girls gagging for it. I will keep josh by my side next time we are out. Lolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted September 23, 2011 Author Share Posted September 23, 2011 Lolz. It'll work well for you too - as he'll make you look like a full blown alcoholic, when you have your second pint, by comparison! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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