A teacher asked her class how many of them were Utd fans.
Not really knowing what a Utd fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Utd fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Utd fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Latics Fan.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Latics Fan.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Latics Fan and my Dad's a Latics Fan, so I'm a Latics Fan.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
Little Johnny replied, 'A Utd fan'