BlueJazzer

She's not fulfilling the terms of my deal!

Nah, I'll honour it, don't think it will happen very often!

Oh hell I owe a fiver already!!!

£50 if Jenny models the new away shirt with nothing else on.... And ties it in a knot at the front! On a serious note, ill donate a tenner for every hattrick. And a fiver for every game we score 4 or more.

Me at training for Colliers Return on a cold Tuesday night back in about 92. Tore the whole team a new one, scoring for fun and setting up loads. Couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo on the Sunday tho and was promptly relegated back to the subs bench. Pretty much till I hung my boots up!

What does football league experience have to do with it? Vidic had never played over here before manure signed him and he's done ok. As have 100's of others...

Pink armeee!

Looks a useful side does that. And with a decent subs bench too......

Which is?

Yeah he must be about 34ish.....

I like Latvian Eddie. Sounds real gangster and not plastic gangsta!

Glossop no17, Steve Moore is a fireman. Used to be at my station. He's had more clubs than Nic Anelka! Good lad though.....

Is that a van or an animal? It's vanimal tanc! Which strangely is another anagram..... As is Nt Vanimal AC. Which is like, Ac Milans van animal thing. Now I don't know if your inside my head or what but its frightening me!!!! Get outta my head Jonesy!!!!!!

Also. If anybody is reading this as there iphone app seems to go directly to the last post in a thread, then just read posts #1,4, and 147. That about sums the whole debate up without having to read all the sniping in between IMO.

I've been thinking this since the opening post....... P.s. you bastards. I was planning an early night as I'm n an airport run in the morning and no it's 11.45 and I'm still reading! Fecking boo!

I so wish I'd joined in this game. As sick as it is its damn good fun!

Mate of mine has just sold one of those where the keyboard clips on and off. He said it was crap. Could only download from the Microsoft store or something like that. Couldn't get Flash, even though it is supported, because of that limitation.. Wasn't impressed at all. I like my iPad but I think the photo stream ca be dangerous. Lets say u leave ur iPad at home and you're out taking pics that maybe u shouldn't be with your phone. Everything u take pops up on the pad at home while ur missus is playing candy crush. Not saying its happened...... Just that it could...... Sent from my iPad. With photo stream disabled!

Ha. Yup!

Is it Herbie?

What? I do try to give everybody the benefit of the doubt but you are really starting to sound like a weapons grade bell end. Why would you come on here just to wind other people up? Are you a Leeds fan? Anyway. I kind of agree here with the pint about not waiting for the blockbuster big name. They're a boost for the general spirit around the club bit more often than not fail to deliver. I'd be happy with a striker that looks to have promise than one that had it but now seems to be losing his edge. Or bring on homegrown Millar.

Will Lee Hughes be playing against us this season? He can't shoot He can't pass He can't drive He crashed like Diana..... Maybe not.......

He's big! He's Dutch! He like weed very much! Sidney Schmeltz.....

Dayyyyton Dayyyyyyyyton Defenders cry that they wanna go home.

Actually, that a bit negative too!!! How about Every tackle just like the last Can't get past him cos he's too fast Keeps it in play No passes stray Never one down, with Conner Brown

We all know how Golden Brown goes... Every shot just like the last His right leg tied to his left Ever strike lands In th'keepers hands Never a chance with Conner Brown