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You can't go because your mum has prohibited you from drinking green lager

Think last year we all went to the Half Moon pub which is near the ground, on the way from the station. I believe it's one of the very limited options Crawley has to offer. 24 - are you gonna give us a lift from the pub to the stadium car park? I'm sure we can get you a fake police badge so you can do your best PC Mark impression on your way in.

Which train we getting then, chumps? Something around midday from Victoria?

In. Can't wait to see that funeral directors annexed to the retirement home again!

Golden Lion you say, count me in

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I'll get the 12:02 from Liverpool St. Tried to PM you my number but it says you can't receive anymore messages... There's no way this could go wrong is there?!

What's going on with this then - train time, M&S green lager acceptable, etc?

Hello. I could be up for watching some cricket with a few cans. Is there a contingent going to Guildford next Sunday too or are we all just sticking to Chelmsford?

Dagenham for the german bar at Fenchurch St! That said, I've voted Plymouth so I can fall asleep in a curry house again.

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From the reviews for the Iron Duke See you in there Will!

Andy Goram or Andy Goram?

This now means all my weekends until Christmas involve going to a match, wahey!

Something about cold turkey

Owing to distance, I'd put another vote for the Sports Bar at Victoria. Is this Angel place a nicer pub?

I definitely went to another pub, with possibly 2 others. If everyone went home or went to Roxy's who the hell did I go with?!

Goodness me, I probably shouldn't say too much about how my Saturday night ended. Great day out and good to put faces to more familiar names. Firstly though, who the hell did I go to that other pub with?

Sofia's ok for maybe a day or two but nothing particularly special. Watch out for stray dogs, and be wary that if you shake your head at a skanky prostitute it actually means 'yes'. Some of the beer's pretty decent mind. Skopje is a cool place, but if you want even better take a 3 hour bus ride from there and stay at Lake Ohrid. It can be a little touristy around there, though it's mostly Macedonian tourists who go, but they're very appreciative of foreign visitors. You'll find everyone says 'zdravo' to each other in the street and then they'll try to strike up conversation with you when they realise you're not from round there. Everything's rather cheap as well. Not sure what it'd be like at easter but I went to the above places in Sept 2009 and it was mid-30s celsius.

I'll be there. Or at least, I'll turn up and walk around the Matchroom Stadium 5 times with no sign of anyone only to discover later that you lot decided last minute to go and watch West Ham instead

Was gonna say this. Then Peter Reid had a stroke of genius and took him off, making our messy job of breaking down a 6-1-1 formation a lot more easy

The Wigan players were said to be confused at the concept of a behind-closed-doors friendly as they didn't notice any difference to a normal game for them.

6-0 now. Alex Cisak with a hat-trick of penalties.

He has the people's chin