doctor evil

Fan ownership won't work for us, we've been through this before......

Its the way of OWTB, take the lowest number being touted and take it as gospel......

I don't get why its the end of the world. If you'd have said at Christmas that we'd be in League 1 next season but would have to find a new manager you'd all have taken that.....

The government can help the steel industry (currently are, sort of, a bit). They just won't nationalise it.....

I agree he wasn't brilliant tonight (none of the midfield were) but it doesn't matter how he scores them as long as he does just that. There's no difference between a penalty rifled into the top corner and one that sneeks past the keeper, both count.......

Kind of sideways and a bit up, i think. Basically not the greatest punch ever seen.....

Its not though: - Corner comes in. - Coleman punches it straight up in the air. - Its headed as clear as possible with the number of men around the ball. - Volleyed in, takes a deflection and goes in. Coleman's fault......

Are you seriously moaning at the fact that Kelly has only just scored the penalties.......jesus.

Matt Chambers ‏@Matt_Chambers_ 8m8 minutes ago Matt Palmer could potentially be recalled by Burton before end of season, but not for 28 days. Boost ahead of Vale game tomorrow. #oafc

If you don't buy a ticket........

1. Tell us a bit about yourself & history as a fan? I consider myself to be very evil, although not as evil as some of the football that has been on offer this year (and the last 18 years in fact). 2. How are your team doing (current form and in relation to the expectation of fans at the start of the season)? Smashin' it!! Saying that most on here weren't exactly optimistic at the start of the season....... 3. Where you think you will finish in terms of league position? 19th - We're cursed to be in this league forever. 4. Who should we watch out for (one or more danger player/s)? Our keeper Coleman is a danger player - couldn't save a word document.... 5. What are your thoughts on your manager? The messiah - I have a shrine in my lair where I worship the man. 6. What are your thoughts on your board & off field club activities? I've been really impressed with our boards numerous evil masterplans this last year. They're an inspiration to me. 7. Any views on the current Port Vale team & specific players? Errrrrrr, no not really. 8. Did you attend the reverse fixture earlier this season? If so what were your thoughts on the game? No, sadly I was busy at the time providing moral support for Mini-Me recording the advert for BGO. (A very traumatic time when a hard working villain is forced to appear in bingo adverts just to get by.) 9. Any views & memories of players / managers that have been involved with both teams? Again, not really. 10. A score prediction (and potential scorers for both sides)? 1-1, Anthony Gerrard to score a 40 yard screamer.

Wasn't it a blinder, against crewe possibly (I could be thinking about someone else here).

But its easier and quicker to do it via social media, it was eventually published as a main article too. You can't moan about communication when the information is published in various places......

There have been loads of tweets.........

FACT!!!!!

No, as per all threads atm, its the "make an absurd claim about what information fans should be entitled to" thread. Very riveting stuff if i say so myself!

Could they have been sure there would be no signings? Even if we had no intention of signing someone an offer could come in for someone who we would then need to replace.

None of its fact though, its just meaningless conjecture.

On loan at Swindon apparently. I'd rather stick with what we've got than bring that donkey in....

Its pointless asking if people will be renewing their season tickets now. We might win every match from now on (never been less confident in a statement ever) and everyone will be getting a season ticket.

I think we have bigger problems than the kit ATM.

Corney wants to sell but finding some mug stupid enough to buy us is proving a tad difficult. Doing things on the cheap is a relatively sensible thing to do when you want to sell. However, you wouldn't reduce the chance of selling (by relegating us) to save more money (im not even sure we would save anything either).

He must just have come back from injury then, might not wanted to have risked him?

Burn's injured, also isn't jones injured????

First of all, looking for potential new players that might make the team better will help us improve. Secondly, we have coaches and an assistant manager to take training. He doesn't need to be watching over them all the time. Its not as if when he isn't there they all sit around twiddling their thumbs. We don't even know if he missed anything of note on this little expedition.