Davros Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 You git 2 sea loadsa fit burds and get free food to. What he really means is: You get to see loads of Fat birds and get free food to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Just handed in my notice in from a office job in manchester which has bored me to tears, mainly because there is no responsibility or enough to do does anyone actually do or reccomend any exciting jobs out there? Otherwise it looks like ill be heading to another office for more of the same on slightly more money! I have a (mainly) office job with plenty of responsibility and more than enough to do! Very stressful! But it aint exciting Masked Owl - I'm gonna report you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 What he really means is: You get to see loads of Fat birds and get free food to. You both seem to have stopped mid-sentence though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 You both seem to have stopped mid-sentence though. No I ant. Cant U read or sumat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 kylie minogues fake tan applicator...that would be interesting.... This is how I was misled into a career in statistics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_lead Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Just handed in my notice in from a office job in manchester which has bored me to tears, mainly because there is no responsibility or enough to do does anyone actually do or reccomend any exciting jobs out there? Otherwise it looks like ill be heading to another office for more of the same on slightly more money! I've got a temporary job at Ascot in the Royal Enclosure checking if all the females are wearing knickers. Backbreaking work but still, mustn't grumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspiral_Carpet Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I've got a temporary job at Ascot in the Royal Enclosure checking if all the females are wearing knickers. Backbreaking work but still, mustn't grumble. Hurry up. The Queen's just about to get out of her carriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I've got a temporary job at Ascot in the Royal Enclosure checking if all the females are wearing knickers. Backbreaking work but still, mustn't grumble. I got in there a few years ago in jeans and a German army jacket--my transgression of the dress code was so complete that the clowns on the door just didn't see me at all. This afternoon I'll be transcribing an exciting and important debate on a report by the HoC Work and Pensions Committee. Anyone who can say what's wrong with the following sentence can get a job doing the same thing. Enjoy. The data shows that last week, the Fairies massacred over 1,000 Pixies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 This afternoon I'll be transcribing an exciting and important debate on a report by the HoC Work and Pensions Committee. Anyone who can say what's wrong with the following sentence can get a job doing the same thing. Enjoy. The data shows that last week, the Fairies massacred over 1,000 Pixies. It wasn't last week, it was the week before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 It wasn't last week, it was the week before? ...is true. But the sentence was written last week. Try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 ...is true. But the sentence was written last week. Try again. Is it that the lack of moral content could corrupt the minds of young people, who are already being led astray by the violence on TV and in videogames? They will think that massacreing Pixies is perfectly normal and go around copying the Fairies, whilst letting Midlanders off the hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchie82 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 (edited) Mate of mine fitted some pole dancing equipment in the Georgian. Weeks work with discounted hand jobs , nice work if you can get it Edited June 19, 2008 by ritchie82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Mate of mine fitted some dancing poles in the Georgian. Weeks work with discounted hand jobs , nice work if you can get it Charming. Is it that the lack of moral content could corrupt the minds of young people, who are already being led astray by the violence on TV and in videogames? They will think that massacreing Pixies is perfectly normal and go around copying the Fairies, whilst letting Midlanders off the hook. Nothing wrong with the moral content of the sentence. The trick is to look beyond the moral content, into the world of grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Mate of mine fitted some pole dancing equipment in the Georgian. Weeks work with discounted hand jobs , nice work if you can get it FYI: hand-job is like that, hyphenated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 FYI: hand-job is like that, hyphenated. Even if she had a stop-start disjointed wrist action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Charming. Nothing wrong with the moral content of the sentence. The trick is to look beyond the moral content, into the world of grammar. Is it a singular piece of data, hence datum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 errr I Manage 600+ bedrooms for a University ....... can be fun, sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_lead Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I got in there a few years ago in jeans and a German army jacket--my transgression of the dress code was so complete that the clowns on the door just didn't see me at all. This afternoon I'll be transcribing an exciting and important debate on a report by the HoC Work and Pensions Committee. Anyone who can say what's wrong with the following sentence can get a job doing the same thing. Enjoy. The data shows that last week, the Fairies massacred over 1,000 Pixies. Whatever the crime of the Pixies surely the sentence is unjust. It is also factually incorrect as Fairies are mythical creatures and therefore incapable of such an attrocity and at the end of May there were known to be only 575 Pixies in existance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Is it a singular piece of data, hence datum? Hand-job and cigar for that man! It could be a singular datum that tells us about the atrocity, or more, in which case the sentence would have to read...the data show. The Fishul Report needs You, Mr. OldhamSheridan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Hand-job and cigar for that man! It could be a singular datum that tells us about the atrocity, or more, in which case the sentence would have to read...the data show. The Fishul Report needs You, Mr. OldhamSheridan. Not a chance you could drag him away from his datums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoytonBlueLad Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Local authority me Previous job, British Gas back office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Local authority me Previous job, British Gas back office Price of my latest bill(s) British Gas are working my back orifice....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Is it a singular piece of data, hence datum? A case in point: I agree with the Committee that after-housing-cost data better reflect standards of living, especially in areas of high housing costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 A case in point: I agree with the Committee that after-housing-cost data better reflect standards of living, especially in areas of high housing costs. But clearly not so pertinent in low housing cost areas obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 But clearly not so pertinent in low housing cost areas obviously We must remove ourselves from the moral content of such sentences and get the grammar right. Rick, the Fishul Report don't want you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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