monkeykieran Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 (edited) All that and you cant make your way to BP from the other side of town...... just kiddin It's the showbiz life that keeps me away ;) I fogot, Alexa Chung is one of my mate's sisters. She's a knob in real life. Edited October 7, 2008 by monkeykieran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 met the jam on my 16th birthday in liverpool. weller was acting a 100% tosser...nothing has changed. bruce and rick kept me and mates entertained with beers! loads of bands...to many beers to remember. never met them,but fed the queen,prince philip. fed and met prince andrew(actually we chatted for a bit-funny and sarcastic-down to earth IMO )john major(talked cricket-seemed to be chuffed that someone wasn't talking politics for a change),loads of other polititians and heads of state. oh...cannon and ball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I've known Lembit Opik since I was in school. That pissed up fool banged into me about a thousand times while he was pouring beer down his neck and trying to pull some 18 year old girl in the Sports and Social bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeykieran Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 That pissed up fool banged into me about a thousand times while he was pouring beer down his neck and trying to pull some 18 year old girl in the Sports and Social bar.He was my local MP growing up, he was always wasted in our local trying to pull my scholl mates. I was in Mid-Wales a few weeks ago and he was still doing the same thing. Me and my bro actually had to stop that ***** Russell Brand from trying to fire into my bro's girlfriend last year. Ugly smelly scruffy thing he was too. That's what you get for going to cloud 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 The short ratty man with the white suit held my hair back while I threw up in a night club once. Happy days......... So that was his secret?! We always wondered how such an ugly little runt managed to get the girls... That's Lee, by the way. Acknowledged on the Stayin' Alive cd as, "the world's only living brain donor ... appears courtesy of his mum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 I'm disappointed Has no-one met Chico...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Alex Ferguson Jimmy Saville (sat on his knee when I was 7 - <shudder>) Chris de Burgh Ian Botham 3 knights of the realm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davegtt Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Was drinking with Steve Nicols last month in Newark Airport. Denis Law Not really that many people. tend to stay clear of anyone stuck up people ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 (edited) Such fame in my life... I was with my dad when he asked Derek Wilton (Coronation Street) if he had change for a 20p for the meter. The father (in the show) of that bird in Emmerdale (Katie?) that David Dunn was knocking off stopped in the same B&B/bar as me in Carlisle after the 1-1 draw there. Bet Lynch in, was it the Royal Toby (Castleton) she ran? Eric Gates played the big 'I am' in my local. The Cheeky Girls sat next to me in the pub - it took me ages to figure out why everyone was looking at me, or more to the point that they weren't. Erm, Cyril Smith. NB. And Anna Friel of course, as she was at the same school as me. But she wasn't as hot or famous then. Edited October 7, 2008 by OldhamSheridan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Such fame in my life... I was with my dad when he asked Derek Wilton (Coronation Street) if he had change for a 20p for the meter. The father (in the show) of that bird in Emmerdale (Katie?) that David Dunn was knocking off stopped in the same B&B/bar as me in Carlisle after the 1-1 draw there. Bet Lynch in, was it the Royal Toby (Castleton) she ran? Eric Gates played the big 'I am' in my local. The Cheeky Girls sat next to me in the pub - it took me ages to figure out why everyone was looking at me, or more to the point that they weren't. Erm, Cyril Smith. NB. And Anna Friel of course, as she was at the same school as me. But she wasn't as hot or famous then. Anna Friel certainly met a mate of mine once, when we were out in Maddisons in Dale. My mate, who had consumed a number of drinks by this stage, accidentally sat down on the strap of her handbag, at which she took highly exaggerated offence. My mate cordially invited her go away and take her lesbian tendencies with her, over the course of the next 15 minutes. She certainly was tidy back then, before she let Hucknall up her and therefore instantly became an horrifically ugly dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 (edited) The Welsh squad of 91, the Oldham squad of 91 (and various other Oldham players down the years) and a Tottenham team of 91. The rapper Akon (him of 'locked up'). I think I may have met Agneys (sp?) Dean- the model- years ago (i.e. before she was famous- so I can't remember), but I know I've met her designer friend Henry Holland as he was the year above me in school. The prince of some nation in southern Africa (Swaiziland I think), Barry Davies, John Inverdale, Jim Neely and Richie Woodall (boxing commentators). I've met Cyril Smith as well and he's a but there's personal reasons behind that, plus a couple of England and Wales rugby players but no-one super famous Edited October 7, 2008 by rudemedic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I'm disappointed Has no-one met Chico...... HAHAHA errrm i have! When i worked in Bradford he worked at a curry house in Shipley, it was a short distance from work and we went in there, unfortunately so did Chicco and his party of hangers on, i was of the opinion i would hate him, but he actually comes across as a really nice bloke, seems a tad arrogant. The cringeworthy moment of the night when the owner, his ex boss, asked him the time to which he replied "5 past nine!!!" Mwahahahaha did he balls he shouted "Its chicco time" and everyone applauded apart from some of us who were too embarressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Mwahahahaha did he balls he shouted "Its chicco time" and everyone applauded apart from some of us who were too embarressed. Does meeting the not-so-famous Chadwell the Owl count as a person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Does meeting the not-so-famous Chadwell the Owl count as a person? I think in some people's eyes he counts as two...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I think in some people's eyes he counts as two...! I have it on good authority that chadwell has ordered a jihad on the two of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I am surprised that no one can muster at least one bona fide encounter with Nelson Mandela, the ligger's ligger, eternal friend of the celebrity gawker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I've met Nelson. But that was Nelson my mate's cat, so called because he was black and free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I have it on good authority that chadwell has ordered a jihad on the two of you! No doubt a little trick picked up when he was working in Bradford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I have it on good authority that chadwell has ordered a jihad on the two of you! Jihad and fries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 No doubt a little trick picked up when he was working in Bradford. He never worked in Bradford, he is from America, he is an illegal owl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 When I was about five, I was standing with my dad in Stockport train station picking someone up. The old man tapped me on the shoulder, and looking over at the wall by the entrance, said 'Son, that's a famous footballer over there.' 'Can I get his autograph, dad?' asked the starstruck jss. The affirmative answer from the parent was accompanied by a scrap of paper and a pen hastily pulled from inside his pocket. So I went over, and looked up at the footballer. Pen and paper outstretched, 'Excuse me mister, please can I have your autograph?'. 'I think you want his,' responded my target, pointing to his left. According to my father, Frank Stapleton was not too impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skiptonlatic Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Tricky Ricky Holden or Marlon Dingle! Beat that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDdErZ Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 and the really famous guy from Corrie... dont watch the sodding thing but the 50ish yoear old bloke with blondish floppy hair in a side parting - is it Jack Duckworth? Ken Barlow i think. On a theme i bumped into Dierdre Barlow quite literally walking into a newsagents in Manchester she dropped her fags and i picked them up for her. I remember thinking how tall she was and how veiny her neck was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 ... he is an illegal... I thought that was a sick bird of prey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 The short ratty man with the white suit held my hair back while I threw up in a night club once. Happy days......... Used to go up town with Lee as part of our just left school gang.......he was called Ferret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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