R.O.A.M Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Got this via e-mail not sure if it's true, but he is stupid enough for it to be believable. Evening chaps! A friend of my mums works at Smith Knight Fay in Stockport and said Craig Davies went in the other day to buy a new car after his engine exploded. He didn't know what the oil light was that kept coming on so didn't do anything about it and basically ran his car into the ground, that's the first reason he's an idiot. Second reason, while looking at a few motors when they asked him how much he's looking at he said " I'm a footballer I can afford any car" - yeah your such a successful footballer that's why your buying a car from Smith Knight Fay and not the Ferrari garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Got this via e-mail not sure if it's true, but he is stupid enough for it to be believable. Evening chaps! A friend of my mums works at Smith Knight Fay in Stockport and said Craig Davies went in the other day to buy a new car after his engine exploded. He didn't know what the oil light was that kept coming on so didn't do anything about it and basically ran his car into the ground, that's the first reason he's an idiot. Second reason, while looking at a few motors when they asked him how much he's looking at he said " I'm a footballer I can afford any car" - yeah your such a successful footballer that's why your buying a car from Smith Knight Fay and not the Ferrari garage. You lost me from " a friend of my mums " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Where does he buy his car insurance though, and on what day? That's what I want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorvik_latic Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Got this via e-mail not sure if it's true, but he is stupid enough for it to be believable. Evening chaps! A friend of my mums works at Smith Knight Fay in Stockport and said Craig Davies went in the other day to buy a new car after his engine exploded. He didn't know what the oil light was that kept coming on so didn't do anything about it and basically ran his car into the ground, that's the first reason he's an idiot. Second reason, while looking at a few motors when they asked him how much he's looking at he said " I'm a footballer I can afford any car" - yeah your such a successful footballer that's why your buying a car from Smith Knight Fay and not the Ferrari garage. I would imagine he could afford any car in SKF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I don't know, some of the Audi's are fecking expensive.........but then so is his Range Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stebuzz Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Got this via e-mail not sure if it's true, but he is stupid enough for it to be believable. Evening chaps! A friend of my mums works at Smith Knight Fay in Stockport and said Craig Davies went in the other day to buy a new car after his engine exploded. He didn't know what the oil light was that kept coming on so didn't do anything about it and basically ran his car into the ground, that's the first reason he's an idiot. Second reason, while looking at a few motors when they asked him how much he's looking at he said " I'm a footballer I can afford any car" - yeah your such a successful footballer that's why your buying a car from Smith Knight Fay and not the Ferrari garage. i can believe all that. and to think people actually pay to watch these morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neiladamsheadband Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 amazing is there anywhere that Davies has not been seen or heard alledgly he tuns up somwhere at any given opportunity and just happens to b on the phone or tlking to some VIP wow, maybe he is looking to buy Shergar wiv the help ofLord Lucan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Where does he buy his car insurance though....... From >>Here !<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i can believe all that. and to think people actually pay to watch these morons. "These morons" ? Presumably you mean professional footballers. If so I hope you pay to watch them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor_Coconut Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Got this via e-mail not sure if it's true, but he is stupid enough for it to be believable. Evening chaps! A friend of my mums works at Smith Knight Fay in Stockport and said Craig Davies went in the other day to buy a new car after his engine exploded. He didn't know what the oil light was that kept coming on so didn't do anything about it and basically ran his car into the ground, that's the first reason he's an idiot. Second reason, while looking at a few motors when they asked him how much he's looking at he said " I'm a footballer I can afford any car" - yeah your such a successful footballer that's why your buying a car from Smith Knight Fay and not the Ferrari garage. After this important information, I for one hope he never plays for Oldham again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 After this important information, I for one hope he never plays for Oldham again. When Senors good...he's very good......but when he's bad....he's very. very, bad!! When you are down (and you play for OAFC) somebody WILL....WITHOUT QUESTION.......fecking boot you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Another reason why that boy, Craig Davies is not wired up correctly!!! His teeth clearly weren't wired up correctly when he was a kid. He wants to try splashing out on some cosmetic dentistry if he wants to act flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaskedOwl Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Im ashamed that the boy can drive and i can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
real Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Is anyone really going to beileve this badly constructed load of drivel? So, we are supposed to accept that CD went into SKF and said "I can afford any car" - well I suppose it's plausible. But why was he there? Well, because his previous motor had blown up. And why did it blow up? Because he didn't know what the oil light was. So we are expected to believe that he went in to buy a new car, and in general conversation he not only said that he knackered his old car, but also that he admitted that it was due to failing to act on the oil light? And that he had not only identified (or been told) this cause, but also that he was completely unembarrassed by his mistake and prepared to tell anyone, whilst also trying to appear proper Bo, by asserting his playboy "I can buy any car" lifestyle? Incongruous? Erm, he might have gone to SKF, that's the end of what's believeable in this tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellysheroes Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 (edited) CD cant buy a car thats got to be wrong WOW IMAGINE SOMEONE SEEN HIM IN TESCO WITH HIS NEW CAR... ALL HELL WOULD BRAKE LOOSE... SHEZ OUT!!!! Edited November 8, 2008 by kellysheroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laticsfanatic100 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 CD cant buy a car thats got to be wrong WOW IMAGINE SOMEONE SEEN HIM IN TESCO WITH HIS NEW CAR... ALL HELL WOULD BRAKE LOOSE... SHEZ OUT!!!! i know when he goes to the gym he quite often parks in the disabled space, i've seen it twice and also been told by a number of people! He maybe feels there should be a 'footballers' space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 i know when he goes to the gym he quite often parks in the disabled space, i've seen it twice and also been told by a number of people! He maybe feels there should be a 'footballers' space .. Maybe its legit? Perhaps his lack of brain-power actually qualifies him for a blue badge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neiladamsheadband Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 CD cant buy a car thats got to be wrong WOW IMAGINE SOMEONE SEEN HIM IN TESCO WITH HIS NEW CAR... ALL HELL WOULD BRAKE LOOSE... SHEZ OUT!!!! maybe paul daniesl, cn givw him some magic bloody formula, and ask him to appear in one of those sdmn adverts so poeple can comment bout aomewhere else he should not bolody be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chaplain Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 maybe paul daniesl, cn givw him some magic bloody formula, and ask him to appear in one of those sdmn adverts so poeple can comment bout aomewhere else he should not bolody be Bad night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 WOW IMAGINE SOMEONE SEEN HIM IN TESCO WITH HIS NEW CAR... ALL HELL WOULD BRAKE LOOSE... This whole thing is driving me mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorvik_latic Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 This whole thing is driving me mad. Now you're just clutching at straws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 When he runs out of petrol and grinds to a halt on the frozen food aisle, I'll accept he's loop de loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Now you're just clutching at straws. Calm down, someone's got a bee in their bonnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astottie Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Calm down, someone's got a bee in their bonnet. net being the appropriate part of the word as that is where he has just managed to boot one for County Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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