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RIP Leslie Nielsen


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"I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it."

 

RIP Leslie Nielsen

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This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on

out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns,

whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here:

one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!

he was also a serious actor. i have a copy of creepshow from 1982 where he plays a jealous husband who finds his

wife is having an affair with ted danson.

 

he buries them both upto their necks on the beach and leaves them to drown when the tide comes in.

 

they return as the living dead, covered in seaweed and he suffers the same fate. his last words.

 

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I shall miss him.

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he was also a serious actor. i have a copy of creepshow from 1982 where he plays a jealous husband who finds his

wife is having an affair with ted danson.

 

he buries them both upto their necks on the beach and leaves them to drown when the tide comes in.

 

they return as the living dead, covered in seaweed and he suffers the same fate. his last words.

 

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I shall miss him.

 

 

I've also got creepshow... no-one ever knows about that!

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