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  1. 1. Will you send him to the sanctuary?

    • Yes, what a donkey - send him down
      72
    • No, you got it wrong - he was ace
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With Forbes joining the hall of shame, we now move onto an All-Star Donkey (don't worry, just because we're on Starbuck already doesn't mean we're out of names - we've got a :censored: load - and we couldn't find a better picture either) :

 

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Born 24th Nov, 1968 "Fatty" Starbuck joined the ranks of Colin's Oldham for free on the 1st August 1997, where he made a total of 8 starts and 2 apps off the bench. He scored one goal during his stint at BP. He officially left Latics for Plymouth on the 20th March 1998. A pivotal moment in Argyle's downturn of fortune.

Posted

Frig me you'll be asking us to debate Neil Moore next, most watertight donkey since Eeyore had his arse sewn up….

 

No way dude, why hasnt anyone mentioned Lee Sinnott, he made Neil Moore look like Bobby Moore...

Posted

I was going to say his fate was sealed when he kicked off with a load of travelling latics fans when we played wigan away @ springfield park...

 

 

 

...but frankly it was sealed the first time he kicked a ball !!

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I was going to say his fate was sealed when he kicked off with a load of travelling latics fans when we played wigan away @ springfield park...

 

 

 

...but frankly it was sealed the first time he kicked a ball !!

 

More a case of Latics fans telling him in no uncertain terms to 'go away' and pull his digit out of his derriere and do something. He responded with clapping the fans and giving us the thumbs up…we responded with vigorous hand gestures and vociferous retorts of our own….

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More a case of Latics fans telling him in no uncertain terms to 'go away' and pull his digit out of his derriere and do something. He responded with clapping the fans and giving us the thumbs up…we responded with vigorous hand gestures and vociferous retorts of our own….

At which point I think the penny dropped with owd Starbucks and he gave a 'non-priest like' response iirc, down at the bottom corner of the terracing.

There can't be many players whom I have disliked more - awful, awful, awful.....eeeeeaaaawwwwwwwwww

Posted (edited)

At which point I think the penny dropped with owd Starbucks and he gave a 'non-priest like' response iirc, down at the bottom corner of the terracing.

There can't be many players whom I have disliked more - awful, awful, awful.....eeeeeaaaawwwwwwwwww

 

 

Seem to vaguely remember he was a born again Christian? I remember me muttering summat like 'take more than divine intervention to turn you into a footballer son, see the light and fook off!" (Think it was crappy home draw with Millwall, Crossley in goal for them with a perm, McNIven S, scored an og…)

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Seem to vaguely remember he was a born again Christian? I remember me muttering summat like 'take more than divine intervention to turn you into a footballer son, see the light and fook off!" (Think it was crappy home draw with Millwall, Crossley in goal for them with a perm, McNIven S, scored an og…)

That's right....did he not do a couple of interviews suggesting joining the priesthood or something?

And we gave him a similar 'holy' response back also!

Posted

Sends shivers down my spine. Worst individual performance and individual abuse I've seen in 25 years watching Latics.

 

it wasn't pretty. the abuse butcher got at Barnsley was worse IMO.

Posted

it wasn't pretty. the abuse butcher got at Barnsley was worse IMO.

 

Id be a bit more comfortable if you were a bit more humble towards the late Richard Butcher..

Posted

He's up there with the Lord in donkeys I never saw play for us, or if I did happen to catch a match he was in it doesn't stick in the mind, which by the sound of it means I didn't see him.

Posted

Forest won the European Cup in 1979 and 1980 and as far as I know never won anything in Europe again.

 

Phil Starbuck was born in 1968.

 

So I'm guessing not.

 

That settles it. Donkey.

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