razza699 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 http://www.oldhamathletic.co.uk/page/NewsUpdate/0,,10337~2511894,00.html Good interview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 So if he scores 5 less goals we will get 5 more points? Dave Penney actually was a football genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 (edited) If he scores 5 less, and the rest of the team chip in with 10, we'll be better off. If he'd only scored one at Carlisle, but we'd bother defending the corner and Simpson has scored with his header in the 95th minute we'd have 2 extra points. I tells ya, Kuqi is clever! Edited November 10, 2011 by opinions4u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lookers_Carl Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Are we looking at the first Latics striker in over 25 years to score 25+ in all competitions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Are we looking at the first Latics striker in over 25 years to score 25+ in all competitions? If he remains injury free, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaskedOwl Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 if he was on pens from start he'd have a few more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 If he remains injury free, yes. Shefki Kuqi doesnt get injuries , injuries get Shefki Kuqied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 (edited) 35th birthday today I believe. More candles Edited November 10, 2011 by LaticsPete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisbrogan Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Just finished watched his interview on Latics Player. That is one scary individual! Comes across as completely focussed and totally professional and I really hope the younger squad members take as much on board from him as they can. Many have already picked up on how he was streets ahead of everyone else v Crewe in terms of reaction and chasing lost causes which brought him the two goals but you can see that that comes from his attitude in applying himself as much as any other instinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Are we looking at the first Latics striker in over 25 years to score 25+ in all competitions? 22 Years (at the end of the season) Stitch scored 28 in all competitions in 89/90 15 in D2, 10 in the LC and 3 in the FAC = 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Shefki Kuqi doesnt get injuries , injuries get Shefki Kuqied Shefki Kuqi doesn't meet a cross, it meets him…. When Shefki Kuqi blasted Latics third at Carlisle the ball suffered internal bleeding…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlossopLatic Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 (edited) Shefti Kuqi doesn't sleep he just waits Shefti Kuqi doesn't have a chin under his beard he has another fist Edited November 10, 2011 by GlossopLatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Jesus walked on water. Shefki Kuqi swims through land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) Jesus walked on water. Shefki Kuqi swims through land. There's a real marketing opportunity here… Sheki Kuqi went to infinity and beyond Shefki Kuqi challenged Chuck Norris to an arm-wrestle, Chuck didn't fancy it... Shefki Kuqi can suck a fruit pastel without chewing Shefki Kuqi once asked Alan Hardy to lend him a score, Alan lent him the money and told him to keep it... Edited November 11, 2011 by oafcprozac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 There's a real marketing opportunity here… Sheki Kuqi went to infinity and beyond Shefki Kuqi challenged Chuck Norris to an arm-wrestle, Chuck didn't fancy it... Shefki Kuqi can suck a fruit pastel without chewing Shefki Kuqi once asked Alan Hardy to lend him a score, Alan lent him the money and told him to keep it... Shefki Kuqi once asked Alan Hardy for a baby, Alan Hardy gave him the keys and password to the cellar, and told him to help himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 Shefki Kuqi eats coals and :censored:s diamonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Shefki Kuqi once punched a horse in the neck. Its descendents are now known as giraffes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microcuts Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Oh go on then. When Alexander Graham Bell completed the first telephone, he had one missed call from Shefki Kuqi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Oh go on then. When Alexander Graham Bell completed the first telephone, he had one missed call from Shefki Kuqi. Ridiculous - he's only 47! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Shefki Kuqi does not head the ball, the ball realises what is going to happen and goes in the opposite direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Ridiculous - he's only 47! Shefki Kuqi invented the time machine and uses it to irritate 19th century inventors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) Shefki Kuqi invented the time machine and uses it to irritate 19th century inventors. Shefki Kuqi can say Beetlejuice three times… Shefki Kuqi practices dribbling……with a bowling ball…. Edited November 11, 2011 by oafcprozac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 Shefki Kuqi doesnt milk jokes , jokes milk Shefki Kuqi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Shefki Kuqi can get through to his bank without getting put on hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted November 11, 2011 Author Share Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) Shefki Kuqi has braille on his boots so that even blind people will know whats coming Edited November 11, 2011 by razza699 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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