HarryBosch Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 ...i'll start. Taller than 6 ft with a low centre of gravity. Never met Lee Johnson before, or his dad. Next..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueatheart Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Taylors hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 360 degree peripheral vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c.hill12 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Can score 60 goals a season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 Has never played in non-league or a premier league side's reserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microcuts Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Can both "keep hold of it!" and "get it forward!" at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 Can stay central upfront whilst tracking back and drifting wide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBlue Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Willing to sign a 2 year deal with a monthly release clause Edited March 14, 2014 by NewBlue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukka Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 (edited) Loves military pre season training camps at a dog track. Edited March 14, 2014 by pukka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Deaf as a post so he can't hear abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Has a name that is easily chanted to a common City/United/Celtic chant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtimeblue Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Catches from corners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatchLatics Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Can play left back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Berry Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Handy on a construction site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBlue Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Prefers #applerating to bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardie Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 He has more hot pies than the caterers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukka Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Enjoys a trip to the chippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Works the keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Completely incapable of passing sideways or backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leesstlad Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 With those assets we would think hes from the other side and put the wrong shirt on and I bet he couldn't drive the team coach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 Mustn't sound "thick" during Latics Player interviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Must immediately have an affinity with the club and disclose his earnings not eat nandos Shop in Tesco or misplace a pass. Must not be on Twitter and yet communicate all the goings o at board level to every fan and finally must drag the 'stay aways' back from game 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 Must be Muslim so we can tap into the local Asian community Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsEddie Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Owns a handy cloning machine... ...so the pies don't run out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 "Wants to be here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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